Hello Pleasure Seekers! Bonus points if you wade through all the crap to the end and are still interested :)

LOL!! I have been on this site for a while now and I can't help but feel that it's much like the SPCA for men and women.. Did you ever look at the web page? Pics of sad looking strays wanting to be taken home and loved? Haha!! Some are like the pedigree pets, shirtless or clevage ridden, showing off their wares in hopes of being petted. Some who are rather mutts but still have great hearts and are very loving. OMG so funny!!! You log on, look at the pics of the strays, hope that you will find that perfect pet that pulls on your heart strings, nothing interesting today, log off. Or occasionally check the profile pics in desperate hopes that there is actually something interesting in them. :D If you get that the above is HUMOUR then you will get along with me LOL!

Warning: This girl is not for the faint of heart. I have been told I have a very ... different sense of humour (dry, yet dare I say witty?)Oh hell might as well just say EEEEEVIL, yes I have an EVIL sense of humour, tempered with dorky and silly, but I have a healthy attitude towards people and life. I am really not for the faint of heart though. If you are unreasonably prim and proper, I am not your gal. IF you are looking for the gentle, kind hearted girl, I am not your gal. I can be pretty freakin amazing to the people I love but will never claim to be kind or nice. However, pls don't assume that because I say I am not nice it precludes me from random acts of kindness towards people or even generosity or that it limits me in any way from being passionate, soft and fun. I am very young looking for my age, get pegged at 30 or younger all of the time so I must be doing something right in the health or lucky genetics lottery.

As my user name indicated I do play video games. I play World of Warcraft and wouldn't mind finding someone who is like minded or at least understands. ***UPDATE I am playing MUCH less lately and working out a hell of a lot more. In fact I am up to being able to run 11.6kms now!! (very proud of mah self!!) And that task is not easy with foot and knee issues!

I love sci fi novels, well fantasy mostly. I like dungeons and dragons and miss playing tabletop with my old group of friends. I like Shows like Dexter, the old TV series The Dresden Files (have read all the books). I read a hell of a lot, nothing really too intellectual as it's an escape for me.

I do like the outdoors, but if you are looking for a HUGE outdoorsy kinda gal, that is not me. I enjoy camping when the worst of the bug season is over, getting out for walks, getting out near the ocean, on the lake, hiking/walking. I would like to learn how to fish for real as I really enjoyed it the few times I tried it.

I work for the Government and this means Shiftwork. So don't be surprised if I don't get back to you right away or if replies are intermittant.

I am financially stable and debt free (at the moment lol). I have a strong sense of self and what I would like/need in life.

I have two cats, so non allergies and someone who likes animals is preferred.
I love to cook exotic or neat meals with wine and good company. It makes it much more fun.

I refuse to date smokers or drug users. Yes I know alcohol is considered a drug and I will claim hypocrisy on this matter, but alcohol is at least legal. Smoking is just gross. Two more things that are important to me; if you are overweight I am not interested. Sorry, I kinda bust my ass to keep in shape and it's important that my partner do the same. I am not talking 10-15lbs but more than that. You know.. the.. word...F**. The second is bad teeth(not talking slightly crooked here): Gingivitis, extreme yellow teeth(not medically related either btw)?!? There is no excuse for having glaring tartar hangin out on yo' teeth. Would you want to put your tongue in someone's mouth who looks a yellow/white sweater is parked on their teeth??? At least have some pride in your health. You were given an amazing machine to use, why age it/break it faster than you have to? (Again, humour with a grade of seriousness here)

Anyhow, I will keep modifying this profile as the mood strikes me. If it sounds too particular, such is life, deal with it :)I take care of my junk, want someone else who cares about theirs :) Or as Dennis Leary says "Wear a f*****G helmet".


I also usually go someplace tropical once a year and have become addicted to it. So I would like to meet someone who likes doing the tropical get a way.


Cheers!

Although somewhat sterio-typical, Coffee is usually a safe place to start as it's in public and you at least get a good cup of coffee out of it :D

I usually like to get to know people somewhat before meeting and this does mean at least a few emails. So if you don't have the patience to take a somewhat reasonable time write, you are likely not giving me enough content to be interested in meeting you. My thinking is if you feel comfy enough to dish out a phone number before meeting and vice versa, then you are ready to meet.