I'll start with a relevant quote:
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Woody Allen.

I'm pretty busty and I do have broad shoulders so I'm in between dress sizes right now but overall a nice, tight package. I have above-average personal hygiene, double-jointedness, vampire-slaying experience, and I am great with small children. I am co-inventor of the Atkins Diet, I can bench press 603 lbs. (collectively throughout the day), and I have the ability to stop time with my mind. I just choose not to do so. Additionally, I have an excellent credit score and a full set of teeth, albeit shark teeth... in necklace form. I can count to "Ten Mississippi" in approximately 10 seconds, and can pee standing, sitting, and lying down. I'm currently on maternity leave so I don't work. However as a hobby I've been teaching bicycles to ride people. I am also a cheap date, and tend to put out.

Lets get serious for a moment... I am a successful, well read industrialist. I'm in great physical shape and love being active, I ski, run, kayak, ride bicycles and motorcycles. I'm a bon vivant who loves fine dining and late nights, traveling is one of my biggest passions and I try to get away 4 or 5 times a year. I'm a student of the arts, an avid painter and play guitar.

If you're attractive, fit, sexy, smart, have good fashion sense, a positive outlook then send me an intriguing email.... Here are some suggested topics/questions that are a good place to start:

1. I like stuff. Do you like stuff?
2. How do you feel about The New Kids On The Block getting back together?
3. What do you think about the Dewey Decimal System?

If you have "princess" or "69" in your profile name you won't be seeing a first date.
If your pics all showcase your magnificent boobs you won't be seeing a first date.
If you're posed half naked on your mom's old, worn out couch you won't be seeing a first date.