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Update:HELP ME- I'M DROWNING.. AND I CAN'T SWIM UP!
I didn't know that PHONEY BALONEY could catch a good fish?
You know, given the wrong bait to swallow, can cause even the sweetest Angelfish to turn into a stingray!!!! Is that even on our list?
Please don't feed me crappy bait- I deserve only the best-
OMG-this is so hard to find YOU!
It's a big Ocean- and all the good ones are afraid to swim.

Send me a Fishhook, with very Good BAIT, or You cannot snag me!
I'M WATER LOGGED! UNABLE TO HAVE GOOD JUDGEMENT! LOL.. Can no longer breathe out of the water! YOU GUYS are filling my Gills with confusion!!!!
My chest is no longer a floatation device...(laughing) I don't want a School of fish- I want the one, who doesn't want to swim alone, but is Mature enough to be out of the
School!! Can you tell I'm a fish out of water? Smile- and Good Luck! I'm THE LITTLE MERMAID, sitting alone on her rock! Under the Sea...
I'M EATING BAD BAIT!
Hello, I am looking for a real guy, please be what you say you are!
Be real, Real sexy in your own way, smart and lots of fun! I am not looking for a rocket
Scientist-afterall, I've built the rocket, I'm just looking for someone to launch with and co-pilot with me. Not looking to play games or Sleep with the enemy LOL Not looking to get thrown in front of the bus
Either, for expressing my thoughts here. I am not your average cup of tea, but if you want average? That's Definitely NOT ME..I am only as good as the man I am with... You make me want to be a better woman...LOL
Wait, there's more-That, you find out ...yes- I am a real woman! LOL I've heard stories too :)


Looking for a man who can happily balance his life, and share himself
With the so called woman he loves.
Please! Be legally separated, or divorced!
I am not looking for a married man!
I will not and cannot be tucked away in
A suitcase. If it got
To the Point, I will be very happy to spend quality time with your precious gems and see them shine.
If your picture is on the wall in the post office, or, on a milk carton, please don't contact me!

Those who are important in my life- know who they are-AND- why our lives are intertwined.

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I am not looking for a date or playmate! I am looking to find a lover and best friend to share life with! Don't pretend to want something or be something you are not! I am not looking for a goodnight kiss... I am looking for the kiss of a lifetime!
If we keep looking for better, with no consideration to someone we just met, when all is said and done, we will have had a kiss or two and nothing. Rest assured, when I find YOU? I am out of here!
Unless we give things a Chance, How can we know? Do you know what you want? I do!
MAYBE, I MAY NOT BE PERFECT, BUT I MAY BE PERFECT FOR YOU!
I threw Rose Petals into the water, in the Royal West Indies, by the moonlight, at Midnight, on a Friday, The Wise Woman told me to do
this to the Goddess Venus, she told me that it would bring YOU! So. where are you? I saw the Rose Petals float out in the water!
Have you figured out why YOU are single?
I have been in long , serious relationships, but, did not want a divorce. What's your story? If you are a player, game is over, pass me by.
I want something tangible I can hold and touch! If when we meet, I cannot find you in the room? I would call that deception! I am me and you? Hopefully, you, are you. And if you think we like eachother, let's get off this site to give it
A chance... Afterall, everybody will still be single, still be looking, and nobody
Gives it a chance due to Internet dating addiction! So....Are you going to make my Green EYES Twinkle when I look at you? Don't judge a book
By it's cover, and, think if you really want something special, because you might just get it! Or, at least, hopefully I will!
Do you find yourself addicted to this site? We all are, it is entertaining! But, wouldn't it be nicer to enjoy the simple things that many take for granted, together? Keep in mind, along your journey. Take the high road, treat others with respect, treat them the way you want to be treated, and don't judge everybody until you meet them! That first KISS... If it is meant, will tell ALL..Anyway, this is hard, and I can write anything I WANT! So, if you want to meet this smart, sexy, green eyed Blonde? Let me know please! I am looking for YOU!
Looking for an educated nice guy. Of course, tall and handsome would be great. Most important, someone who is special, and good, or at least good for me....I have many interests, and none of them include being with a loser. Looking for someone to appreciate a woman with little girl qualities, and big girl views.
Someone looking for a non-conformist. Someone who believes that sharing life with one person is better than sharing it with many. Life is a journey, and one can take the road less traveled alone, or make it an adventure with someone else! Please be the man in your pictures! I have no time for games of deception-invasion of the body snatchers was a movie.
Mine are less than 3 months old. THANKS... NOW RESCUE ME PLEASE!

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Our first date,although , could be just a cup of coffee, since there is no pressure involved, of course, we could GET adventurous and go for dinner in a nice public place, of course.............THE IMPORTANT THING IS FRIENDS FIRST.........lovers last....COME ON CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE? THIS FISH NEEDS TO NOT GET CAUGHT IN THE WRONG NET.
DOES THIS /StarFish want to swim with you?...: Who wants the whole school? I just want one fresh catch! No crabs... You always get thrown back into the water after we tear off your legs, because you are a Stoner.LOL just kidding...I accept tips at the end of this... Where are you? Mr.Limpet turned into a fish- So, one of you need to show me some attention- I am in need of a special Fish...What kind of Fish are you? Swim on over and say Hello. Thanks for reading this far, and letting me have fun with you-but, I'm not kidding. Lmao.
where are you? ARE YOU A GREAT CATCH, OR JUST THE CATCH OF THE DAY? LET'S DECIDE TOGETHER!!
No FAKE MISREPRESENTATIONS please ...Since when is black hair, Grey?
Since when are executives unemployed? When are married men single? What am I looking for Charlie the Tuna? I'm getting Chicken of the sea! One good Fish WANTED! I know the fish are out there! Could a good one please stop by to say hi?