uh i dont know, lets see... i like good music and good people! i like to joke around some too!

OK, enough mush about me! now you>

YOU MUST:
speak only when spoken to
clean the house
cook great
wash the car, truck, bikes & boats
cut the large overgrown yard
fix up the house or whatever breaks
wait...if i go out with my buddies or other girlfriends
have a time-consuming lucrative job
look like a super model
be excellent in all phases of sex
never correct my grammer or spilling
never bother me with your petty wants
& never complain!

OK, sign on the dotted line and we'll do just fine
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if you've read this far i'll leave you with this:
in this hundred years i've been alive i've only learned little
but, LAUGHTER in its self is an ultimate, cure-all, platinum KEY that should be held as sacred as your most prized possessions ..it will always prevail!

whatever you want or let me suprises ya!