About me, well let’s see…  WHAT DO U WOMEN LIKE, OH YES... I am currently an ex-con on parole. I was in prison for murder, but Im innocent. I have never worked a day in my life especially when it is so easy to steal from other people. I love to drink and party every night, but not on Sundays because I go to church. I am currently addicted to several kinds of drugs and on the way to 7 maybe 9 I cant remember. The truck and motorcycle you see in the pictures are stolen, and the office you see me sitting in I just robbed. Ohh yes, the pictures you see in the profile they are me, prison has been good to me. I’m not gay except for the occasional gang rape when I was in prison, but I am completely straight.  I have been on TV, you mite have seen me on Americas Most Wanted, and cops...            SLACHER      Prison name LOL, Check this out  www.mountainpeakcleanair.com I bought one and love it...

The first date… You will probably need to buy me dinner because I have spent all my money on drugs and alcohol, but I can give you some so you can become addicted and then I can abuse you. Also, I like women who wear lots of jewelry, no reason. I will need to know where you live and if you have a security system, I will be asking for your security code, not for me of course just for your protection, just incase you forget it.Well I don’t want to say too much, and spoil the surprise I have for you. Love Slacher.PS- Women dont seem to like nice guys. So here is you your dream man... and  What is it with women? Why do you like these kind of guys?  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???WHAT IS IT WITH GOOD WOMEN AND SHITTTTTY MEN???? 

Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Friendship
Must not do drugs
Must not be married