I have been fortunate to live a life full of excitement and danger. I have eyed rhinos from the tops of thorn trees; used my elbows at the Gap sale; bicycled in Babanango; made smores in Mauritius; grappled with geckos in Grahamstown; lolled around in lizard skin shoes in London; been cactused on top of Kilimanjaro; fearlessly followed ravens; wear my La Senza on the outside of my clothing and just put down the phone from chatting to Elvis.

As you don’t know me from Adam at the moment, I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself, I am an affable antipodean of Anglo Saxon ancestry who has been living in South Africa for many years and is now in Kamloops, BC.

I have vast assets, my mattress and my bra are stuffed with a gazillion Canadian Tire dollars and I have three free coffees waiting to be collected from Timmy Horton’s from rolling up the rim.

I drive a twin engine broomstick, I used to clear tall buildings in a single bound but I miscalculated once and forgot about the satellite dishes. Gosh that hurts, my eyes still water just thinking about it, I needed surgery to clear up that mess.

I am well educated. I have a degree in philosophy from the University of Hallmark. I had to write a thesis to get it, mine was titled “How many lies can you fit on the back of a postcard”.

I am looking to make friends with an adroit sense of humour and ability in the wit department; it just makes life more interesting and fun. Kind, earthed, integrity, well read, interested in others and the world and the ability to laugh at yourself, also all work for me.

P.S. Have to run, got to pick up my cape from the drycleaners.

Go pebble skimming or maybe planting baobabs or how about maple hunting.