I'm paper trained, have my own room in my parents basement, shower at least once a week, I have a part time job (I cut my parents lawn for 10 bucks a week) and my little sister lets me borrow her car when I have a date (an 83 dodge colt). I love to watch the mexican channel and Brittney Spears videos with the volume on mute. A catch like me won't last long so act quickly.

no animals were harmed in the making of this profile. I can't say that about the mannequins.

I'm looking for:

Needy, high maintenance, constantly texting and dating several other guys too. Must not have dated Tiger Woods. Must have over 4 cats or more than 3 dogs, or any combination. You must be at least 7-10 years older than your posted pictures and/or your stated age.

If this sounds like you Drop me a line or call me 555-SEXY

All first dates should end in lots and lots of sex, on the sofa, on the kitchen table, in the car, in the bathtub, on the front lawn, on the washing machine, on the rocking chair (my favorite), while riding the bike and on the dining room table. Maybe go out for drinks afterwards.

ACT NOW supplies are limited.