who's gonna beat me in my own backyard? im a highly aggressive, whip-smart hot shot sex pot 28 year old female armchair philosopher who is seeking like minds for enlightenment, conversation and tasteful sexual innuendos. i am sickened by the monosyllabic dribble espoused by the majority of the readers of my profile. i am not an object or a piece of meat. i dont want to **** you immediately. all in all youd probably hate me, and thats good. im looking for a quasi-intellectual man, halfaways attractive and about my age, who worships popular culture and has a GOOD taste in music. im not from pgh but have lived here on and off for the last 10 years and i know it like the back of my hand. i have acquired ssi so i stick it to the Man by having him pay for me as i remain a boil on the ass of society. every conservatives worst nightmare:and ex-heroin addict on the methdone program single mother siphoning off the government, and in my spare time i volunteer with grassroots political movements, the needle exchange, and a group called museum on the move which is for kids in icu.i have over 5 years clean thanks to the nazi juice, and have resumed my novel since i have time now. im also an artist, at one point owning and operating my own graphic design company. i tend to do many of the art shows around here with my jewelry. i spend 30cents and make 50 bucks, borgeious ****s. if i had my way id take at least half of america and execute them in the streets live on cnn, but im a cuddly person. i want a man who can throw obscure movie lines into conversations in seconds as to seem witty. i want a man who is smart, but can fix clogs and put up drywall. im highly aggresive and sexual but im not ****ing just anyone. my goals in life is to become a jedi master an use the mind trick on bill collectors and other lower life forms that feed on plankton. can you quote donne, kirkegaard, neitzsche, jung, confucious, buddha, christ, etc and tell me the different timelines and stories for the xmen comic line? someone who can tell the names of birds tweeting but knows the joys of a bat in thier hands as they beat someone with it?is this scaring you at all? were all primal. im leaving my live-in common law definately and im looking for a short fling, or a one time thing, or a wedding ring (probably not the latter but it sounded good dont you think?)i want a man on my wavelength. sick humor, penchant for snickering at folks in public, deep conversations over soda (worked too long at a coffeehouse) someone whos game for whatever. to all the gumbas out there: quit writing me! i dont want to "****" or have my **** eaten for hours! i dont enjoy sex with weird strangers who talk a foul streak (and i thought i had a truckers mouth) oh message genie, pop me up a letter of my true soul mate, or at least a decent smart guy i can have a bit of fun with. by the by this is the nice profile. the other one was more evil, but i was bored. ill change it again soon, ya know me, impulse behaviour...im seriously seeking a romantic passionate man who loves to talk ims or phone for hours without bringing up sex unless i do. im looking for the replacement to someone i grew close to and no one is hitting the mark. someone who gets thrills talking about how well meet someday, or tell each other stories about us. sappy poems not necessary. help me find myself and help me forget someone else....

i think the first date should now be stealing a grand cherokee using a screwdriver and getting into a car chase by the pittsburgh police, afterwards we can exchange loving glances as we're frisked down county jail prior to going into the holding cell and awaiting arraignment...