Yes, the title actually says something. No, I won't translate it for everyone.

My range of interests is vast. I know a little bit about alot and all about nothing. I can have fun in a variety of activities and events, as long as the company is right. I am the type of person to laugh at a funeral, and get others to laugh too. Let's just say I am a mix of contrasts and I'm comfortable expressing the many facets of my personality. I also own and freely admit all my flaws and issues(I think the shrinks call it being self aware? LOL). I prefer purses to baggage. I have no shame in being human. I have tried to experience as much in life as I can, but I'm always willing to try more. To give an idea of what all I have tried:
1. Cowgirl
2. Varsity Cheerleader
3. Punk Rocker
4. Artist
5. Tractor Driver(NOT tractor trailer driver-big diff)
6. Dump Truck Driver(on a farm, not on the road)
7. Jet Skier
8. Cook

That's the short list. I have had my exploits, but hell, half the story is in the telling, the other half is in the living. You shouldn't tell a story until you have done the deed. Besides there is an exploit waiting to happen everyday you wake up.

Walking a mile in others shoes will give you blisters some times(but if they have cool shoes what the hell?). Always carry band-aids and paper towels because living is messy.

I prefer to be up to no good, seem to have a unique gift for not getting into too much trouble for speaking my thoughts(even at inappropriate times), have a list of quotes in my head that I wish I had said first, and don't care about the trends or opinions of the masses. I dislike cliches, stereotypes, and generalizations and am often disappointed that so many seem to define themselves in these ways. I can entertain myself very well, but it's so much more fun to have some one to share that entertainment w/.(NO! That is not some twisted euphemism for sex you dirty pervs out there!)

I don't believe in beating around the bush. People seem to have a hard enough time "getting it" when I speak clearly w/ small words. Trying to add hidden meanings or ulterior motives just muddies the meaning more. If you want honesty be sure you are ready to handle it. I am a very straight forward person, I expect the same.

I wear glasses most of the time but take them off for pics(just my vanity, being a girl and all). I also have freckles, but they never show up in pictures.

Looking for fun, witty convo w/ a sarcastic bite. If we get along and can have a laugh while chatting it's a good start. I'd like someone that keeps up w/ me mentally, emotionally, and physically. I WILL tell you what I feel/think, so be forewarned. I try to be tactful.... but no promises. My oral edit button sometimes doesn't work.

Here's the list of what I DON'T want or find attractive(to save everyone time and effort):

1. Mustaches! They creep me out! Same thing w/ beards. I don't care if it's attached to a cool goatee, it still hits my creep-out scale.

2. Kids. Don't have any myself, don't want the drama/hassle. Yea I know, not natural for a woman, but I broke my biological clock(dam thing was ugly anyway).

3. Old enough to be my father, I have had 3 already!(1 bio, 2 step) And that's enough thanks. To further clarify this my dating age range is 26-39.

4. The thug/gangsta/jeans hanging off your ass is a big NO! A. Because I like seeing the shape of a man's ass. B. I outgrew the gangsta/thug thing several years ago when I graduated high school(yes, the pants off the ass, gangsta/thug thing has been around that long-no it hasn't changed). C. Come on guys, try a new trend already! This look has been around for almost 20 yrs!

5. Marriage/commitment right out of the gate. If something more than meeting/getting along w/ other people happens cool. The rest takes time to develop, if you rush it-you ruin it, kind of like cooking.

6. Be more than an hour away from me. Long distance relationships don't ever seem to work out, and I hate driving in the snow.

If you email me for ANYTHING other than a penpal and meet any of the above criteria, I know you haven't read my profile, just like a pic and decided to try anyway. So no points for you and most likely no response.

As for my goals and aspirations? Not up for public discussion or debate. I may tell in time. Musical interests have been previously stated and I hate to repeat myself.

Pool hall, coffee shop, park, bar, zoo, paintball, finger painting, making old people cry or children faint-whatever seems right at the time.

As long as it's public(Duh!), and we can talk(Doh!) and I don't end up sizing up exits and opportunities to escape.

*DISCLAIMER* Until I know you well enough all meets will be done in shoes I can kick you in the face and run away in. LOL You have been warned. And yes, I can run in heels.