Hi. I'm the PRESIDENT of the MAKE a DUMB WISH FOUNDATION

& I am one funny mo-fo. Life's too short for too serious, thus I'm not drawn to those who're always too serious.

"My chat doesn't work" is Such a lie! lol!!:)

What am I looking for in a partner?
Simple. She must travel light; I am nobody's baggage handler.

Also, though I'm quite drawn to shy women, I am Very passionate. I am Not for the prudish or inhibited.

A non-smoker is a must....sort of.
I like quick witted banter, intelligent conversation....and generally friends who are fun to be with, generally unintense, self-confident and happy to be alive.


Former radio dj, very fun-loving, & funny (w/ a black belt in funny!) Love to laugh. Warning: I'm often silly. Life's too short for too serious. People like that bore me. Artistic & musical, love playing my guitars & am, unfortunately, a hopeless romantic at heart. Dammit. Dammit, I say! Busty "Rennies" (they know who they are) a Huge plus!

I have never been married.....so I am not looking for someone to replace a lost love; just fun with someone who knows herself.



*With regards to religion- I consider myself a humanist. I am no atheist. I do believe in a God. But I am not a "practicing" Christian, if that makes sense. And though I will respect *your* beliefs, I am Not looking to be converted to any religion. I've been in a relationship where religion was too much of a sticking point & I've learned my lesson. So sorry- no seriously religious people please...*

PS
*This offer not available in Hawaii or Zimbabwe.
Void where prohibited. Prohibited where void. Void *And* prohibited where not allowed.

My idea of a fun 1st date is pretty simple- a place to eat & talk maybe a movie afterwards. (LOVE movies) The simpler it is, the better to get to know them.