** First off, never say never, but I very rarely send the first message. So if you're interested, please feel free to initiate the conversation **

My application, for your review, is as follows:

Employment:
Me: Yes, I work in Toronto
You: Yes, don't care what you do, as long as you are happy doing it

Car:
Me: Yes, I have one, although the TTC is great for getting around
You: Doesn't matter if you live in TO

Town:
Me: Recently moved from the east end to a more central part of TO
You: Somewhere around TO would be preferred

Eyes:
Me: Blue, sometimes green or grey
You: Colour doesn't matter, as long as they're beautiful (cheesy line)

Hair:
Me: Brown (until I shaved it all off)
You: No preference on colour

Single:
Me: Yes, was married years ago, but have been single for a number of years
You: Yes, I'm not into breaking up relationships

Kids:
Me: Don't have any, maybe some day??
You: Doesn't matter, if you do, I love kids, if you don't, then thats good too

Sports:
Me: Play baseball, golf, volleyball, and hockey and enjoy watching the game too
You: Doesn't matter if you play, great if you do, hope you enjoy watching everyonce in a while

Sixpack:
Me: Yes, just protected with some padding
You: If you do, I won't hold it against you, lol

Travel:
Me: Have been to Vegas, a few times, and the Dominican in the last year, looking to go to Europe next
You: Doesn't matter if you have, hopefully you are open to travel

Pets:
Me: Yes, Buddy, the best cat in the world
You: Doesn't matter as long as you are not allergic to cats

Schedule:
Me: Busy between work, sports and friends but I can always try to make time
You: Hopefully our schedules would mesh, otherwise what's the point

Smoke:
Me: Yes, I'll quit when I want
You: Doesn't matter if you do or not, as long as you don't have a problem that I do, lol

Drink:
Me: On occasion and I do have a nicely stocked bar at my place
You: If you can enjoy a drink with me, great, if not, you're driving, lol

Friends:
Me: Yes, great ones, just tired of them trying to set me up
You: Yes, hopefully you have great ones too

Clothes:
Me: Suit and tie to work, jeans and t-shirt after (shorts and sandals in the summer)
You: Wearing clothes in public is always a good thing

Tattoos:
Me: Yes, only one for now, but it is easily covered, maybe more in the future
You: Either is fine with me

Emotional:
Me: Not so much, I have never been called "moody"
You: As long as you're fine with a emotionally "calm" guy

Sarcastic:
Me: Don't know the meaning of the word
You: Don't know the meaning of the word

Fav Music:
Me: Metallica, RHCP, pretty much any rock or hard rock, whether indy or established
You: Hopefully not too much of a country fan

Fav Movie:
Me: Usual Suspects
You: Usual Suspects, if its not, just pretend

Fav TV Shows:
Me: The Office, 24, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Kenny vs Spenny, Mad Men, The Border
You: Hopefully not too much of a reality TV junkie

Nice:
Me: Yes, explains why I'm single, no one dates the "nice guy", just becomes their friend
You: Hopefully you like dating the "nice guy" because they are the ones that treat you right

Shy:
Me: Depends on the day, the more you get to know me, the less I am
You: It would be great if you were outgoing, otherwise it might be a slow start

I’m not into long drawn out email exchanges. I think its much better to just meet and see if there is chemistry. Now, if you've read all of the above and are intrigued, send me a message. What's the worst that could happen, we could try the date I have listed below or learn that we are mortal enemies.


My take on relationships:

I want to find someone who compliments my life, and I compliment theirs. I don't want to find someone who compromises my life or I compromise theirs. Why is that so hard to find?


I guess that's good for a start. If you want to know more, just ask.

Favourite Quotes: (Prize if you can guess where all of them are from)

"You want to be professionals like them? Start acting like them. Learn to hold your booze."

"You want to make an omelette, you have to break some eggs."

"I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors."

"There cannot be a crisis next week - my schedule is already full."

So, if you've actually taken the time to read my whole profile, why not send a message?

A few drinks. A flight to Vegas. Drive-thru wedding chapel.

Or just a few pints at a nice pub, hopefully enjoying some live music.

Either works for me.