Seems like every guy on here is a knight in armor, geeez.

I have both a brown and black belt. Not in the martial arts, but to hold my jeans up.

I'm NOT always right. I'm ambidextrous.

I'm flexible. I can wear boxers or briefs.

I'm stubborn. The toilet paper roll goes over the top, not down the wall.

I'm smart. Should you ask me if your butt looks bigger, I'll say no every time.

I believe in fair play. Arguments will be settled with squirt guns at 10 paces.

I'm artistic too. I'll draw mustard hearts on your ham sandwich.

I'm a Libra. I like things fair and balanced. That means on those long walks that we take you should be holding my hand as often as you hold your cell phone.

I'm patient. I will WAIT until you take a drink to say something funny enough to make it squirt back out your nose. (It's a gift)

I'm musical. Especially after eating anything from Taco Bell.

Thanks for taking the time to read my bio, and good luck to each of you in your quest!!!

Somewhere quiet enough for conversation would be best I would think.