It's a little difficult to sum up who I am in a little box on the Internet. I'm one of a kind, you either love me or hate me! I'm very outgoing and blunt. I appreciate real people, as I am real. I've had a string of bad break ups, so I would prefer a guy who doesn't lie, cheat, or treat me like shit. It would also be nice if he didn't break all the windows in the house when he's angry. I have a weird sense of humor-- most people don't get it, but when they do I'm a comedienne!

I love horror, gore and anything scary. I love Marilyn Manson & shock rock. My favorite movie is Return of the Living Dead.

I love animals! I`m a vegetarian and think eating mammals is gross... but if you eat it, that's fine with me. I eat chicken and fish... don't ask why they're "ok" to eat-- they're not, but I need my amino acids. I'm not the type to preach unless someone asks. I love rock`n roll. I like zombies and cats, but not together because the zombies would eat the kitties. I love to be silly and I love to stretch my brain and imagination. Space and time travel trip me out.

My three passions in life are animals, music and advocation. I also really like rocks (not just crystals-- rocks in raw form, not tumbled, I'm a nerd, I know!). I'm very spiritual, not religious. I believe in energies and you can't talk me out of it. I'm cynical and bitter when someone hurts me. I'm sensitive and it takes me time to absorb loss.

I LOVE cars. I'm obsessed with them. I also really love mens' clothing! I used to work in retail selling mens' clothing and I really enjoyed it. I guess that could be my back up plan for life...

I have a plan for the coming zombie appocalypse. I have my first child's name picked out, boy or girl. I don't really drink but once a month or so I'll put back an entire bottle of white wine (I'm working on the red!). I am NOT into hunting and honestly, if you are, don't message me.

I love South Park and I'm constantly quoting it or singing their songs. I also love Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I love cop shows. Why? Who knows. Maybe it's the possibility of blood making an appearance... oh, and of course Christopher Meloni.

I fight provincial offences tickets in Toronto and I love my job.

Hence, I like white-collar guys. If you wear a suit to work, I might take interest. If you have dirty hands at work, I probably won't. Just deal with it.

If I don't reply to your message, it's literally only because POF has deleted them. I don't come on here all the time so half of the messages I get are "expired" or something. I will try to reply to everyone, if I feel that you are worthy. jj

420 friendly. OH, and "boomstick" is from Army of Darkness. Bruce Campbell rules!

drinks or food... talking would be nice