Hi, I'm Kelly.

I'm here for a potential mate to feed on for free dinners, many materialistic objects that I don't actually need presented in the form of presents, gratuitous funds, and eye candy. In return, my mate will receive endless nagging about his personal habits and/or hygiene, a backseat driver, and countless nights of unsatisfactory sex.

Do we have a deal?


Also, no offense to all you single dads out there, but I'm totally not into kids right now. Maybe someday, but I'm not looking to date anyone with spawn running around.

I'm all about devouring my date's soul and wallet, I mean, I am a woman..