If you're the type who waits by the car door until it is opened...we need to talk. I know you can do it yourself, but I'm a little old school in some regards. I enjoy the 40-50ish demographic and I'm certainly not afraid to date women my own age. If you're a 28 year old swimsuit model, don't let that stop you from taking a shot, but there's something to be said for conversation about shared experiences, knowing that real classic rock ended in 1980 (and Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings) and taking a nap once in a while. I listed my body type as "athletic" which puts me somewhere between a jockey and a sumo wrestler, but I am in reasonably good shape, one owner, low miles, only minor body damage. I try to work out every day, but that's mostly just so I can eat junk when I want to. Also, in the interest of full disclosure, my "mixed color" hair is mostly a mix of light gray and dark gray.

I don't have a list of criteria that I'm looking for, other than a non-smoker or someone really wanting to give it up. I'm not judging, it's just the only allergy I have and you need to quit anyway. As I get older, I've come to appreciate people who bring something new to the table. So, the prospect of someone with qualities I might not have even thought of is kind of exciting (and a little scary). A goofy sense of humor is a must, just for your own protection. If you take yourself too seriously you might want to check out one of the nice gentlemen across the top of the page now.

Since anyone here can write anything about themselves, true or otherwise, I'll need to see a picture from this millennium. That way I can spot red flags like "Crazy Eyes", orange college T-shirts, an Adam's apple, we already met at a family reunion, you're my ex, etc. If you have a picture with your cat, that's cute. If you're wearing matching hats, that's a problem. Plus, I'm as shallow as you are and we're all here trying to find someone better than ourselves, right?

Update: I have found I can't ignore an email or write a "not interested" email without feeling like a complete jerk, and NONE of the ladies who have emailed deserve to have their feelings hurt. So, that being said, PLEASE email, but if you don't get a response I hope you take that only as a polite no thank you and tell yourself, "It's his loss." I will do the same when you don't respond to mine.

Let's just stay in the shallow end and see how it goes. I have Arby's coupons! (If I weren't a real man I'd insert a smiley face here.)