I once thought how cool would it be to be an ant. I mean to be able to lift 100 times your body weight would be a pretty cool thing at the bars. Of course, it would have been tough to find a leaf 100 times my weight.

People with really long fingers and small palms freak me out. Not because there's anything wrong with that. It's just that in the winter, their wrists must get really cold.

I've got a little bit of a foot fetish but I don't think it can be considered a fetish since so many people are into it, including my barber. You can imagine my surprise when he first shaved my feet.

First dates are awkward and sometimes freaky so I would show up in a chicken suit to add to the awkwardness. I wouldn`t even let on that I was in a chicken suit and would deny everything. It would be difficult to hide the egg.

Then we would go to dinner.