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About Me
The Name's Josh,I'm Gonna Keep this 100...I'm a straight up guy,Down to earth,Not Looking For a ****,or 1 night stand,I want a real woman in my life who can learn to love me for me no matter what the circumstances are (even though there are none),I want a lady in da streets and a freak in da sheets,i know im not the best looking or the smartest,but i have a good head on my shoulders and a great state of mind,i have a 3 year old daughter that is my everything,so if that is an issue than keep it pushing cause i dont care how you feel about my kid,if im not what you want as a boyfriend than im a great friend also,So dont be shy to hit me up and ask anything
Now ladies, take heed so you won’t find yourself in any of these positions I am about to describe that we men take account of. 10 ways to tell if you are Mrs. Wrong (Maybe Mrs. Right Now, but definitely Mrs. Wrong!)
1. Any time you update your status on Facebook, there are always at least 30 men making sexually explicit suggestions, regardless of what your status was referring to.
2. You have 4 children by 5 men AND you still live at home with your mother!
3. You know every basketball players name on every NBA team but you don’t know the identity of your 2 children’s father.
4. We met via Twitter and you know the name of EVERY woman who has Tweeted me in the last 7 days.
5. You won’t go out and get a job but you have the phone number to every social service and government agency that can assist you.
6. Every time we’re walking down the street or driving in my car, you duck whenever a Mercedes Benz, BMW or Lexus drives by.
7. Whenever we go out on a date, you always answer your phone with a whisper or you quickly jump up and have a conversation yards away from me.
8. Whenever I come pick you up from your house, your family snickers when I walk up and then laugh when I walk away.
9. You claim you’ve never given oral sex yet you suck better than a vacuum cleaner.
10. While walking down different streets, different guys have different nicknames for you.
First Date
Have no idea to be honest,WHAT DO U DO IN THIS TOWN,maybe see the sights and hang-out,or whatever,dont matter to me just as long as we can get to know each other and talk and have a lot of fun....No movies,cant get to know each other in a quiet room for 2 hours
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