I really like smileys. I am disinterested in hipsters, and people who ride bikes (especially track bikes or clown bikes).If you don't live in the Portland area, this will not make sense to you, so disregard the bike comment. I also do not date people in bands. You will be disqualified if: you have children, your picture is you posing with a guitar, your picture is of you flexing your faggy muscles, if you have creepy facial hair, or if you have a pit bull or otherwise large and vicious dog. If your picture is of you in the bathroom mirror with your camera/ camera phone showing or worse, flashing, a word of advice; simply turn the camera AROUND and point AT YOUR FACE. It's the digital world, people, if it sucks you can delete it. Sigh. If you have issues spelling or formulating sentences, please look elsewhere. If you want to comment on my screen name, yes, i know what a fluffer is, but YOU obviously don't know what a fluffer nutter is. Look it up before you make a fool of yourself.
I am funny, sarcastic, successful, intelligent, neurotic, slightly mental, and full of drama. Why don't men just figure out how to deal with the drama? Women are complex creatures, full of sugar and spice and drama. Life is no fun without a certain dose of highly complex MANipulation.
I am a designer by trade, and I enjoy modern design, architecture, travel (duh), vintage and antique shopping, daytrips, road trips to the coast, taking my dogs on adventures, camping, boating, and shopping in major metropolitan cities, internationally a plus. My favorite place in the world is Tokyo. Been there 6 times. I would love to live there for a few months. I am not a groupie, bar hag, or escort. I have my own career, my own design business, my own friends, my own aspirations. I am not looking for someone to mooch off of (unless you really want me to.) So if you go out to bars 5 nights a week looking to take someone home, I am probably not a good fit for you.
I'm currently living in Portland, but am visiting AZ often as I am considering a move to the Scottsdale area. So if you are in AZ, give me a shout!
Seeking smoking hot handsome gent, urbanite, possible metrosexual, intelligent, business owner or entrepreneur. Must be worldly traveled, stylish, well groomed, secure, accomplished, giving, highly intelligent, a go-getter, mover and shaker. Someone who wants to fly to Paris to dance at midnight under the Eiffel Tower, open a mid-century modern resort on the coast, fly by the seat of their pants, all in the company of a unique girl who is the spark that lights their fire...
If you would like to message me, I suggest racking your brain for something other than a checklist of how you meet each of the aforementioned criteria. Surprise me.
Good times.
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