I am a university student/underwear model. I am tall. My nickname is The Young Gorilla because I can not be tamed. I am interested in: sexual roleplaying (me playing myself, you playing a gorilla), hairy chests with gold chains, fred savage, grammatically correct rap lyrics, tube socks filled with jelly beans, girls who own 52 pairs of underwear (no more, no less), and masturbating with my door open.

I only smoke pot when it's cold outside so people can't tell i'm not inhaling. I've never had sex before, unless you count that time when i was a kid and that ice cream man took off his shirt and told me to wrestle him… I smoke because looking cool is more important than dying from cancer. I also dont wear condoms because AIDS is a homosexual disease.

My hobbies include: collecting pogs, brainwashing young boys, air guitar, hugging, siphoning gas, wong lalks on the beach, picking fights with people smaller than me, drawing naked pictures of sailor moon, and knocking that **** out. If you are cruel to an innocent animal I will be cruel to you (NO exceptions). Also, I dont take my Ice Cube t-shirt off for anyone- look, i dont care whos funeral it is, and neither does The Cube. I spend most of my time trying to construct a vagina out of household materials.

Also looking for someone to send me a picture of their car/abs so I can put them in my profile so girls talk to me.

If you take this profile seriously, then I really hope you don't message me because you are an idiot and have no sense of humor.

If you are offended by anything that I say, then we can settle this at the playground by the monkey bars.

poop on rye. that is all.

on a real serious note though, i travel a lot. im not going to list every country i have been to, but i only have 2 blank pages left on my passport. if you even bother to message me then please don't be a bore to me.

I would like to start off by thumb wrestling so i can show the female who the man is. Then maybe move on to some some intense ice cream eating so we can achieve brain freezes. After that we can can find a ball pit with a bunch of kiddies and show the little midgets whose boss by knocking them around. I will probably be tired by that time so i think its time we part ways and chunk the deuces.