For starters I am a single father. My son is almost 3 years old and he is only the coolest lil' monster ever. Not that I am biased or anything. We are currently doing the potty training bit and so far I think he's doing better than I ever did! It's amazing how smart he is for his age. So before going any farther it's safe to say that I am a package deal...

I am a southern man with southern values. Read on for the "AS SEEN ON TV" version... lol

I am a 28 year old, 6ft 7in tall, 265 lb, brown hair blue eyed male. My baby blues are perhaps my best feature and the one feature I get the most comments.

If you are looking for someone who is an incurable romantic, then look no further. With the right encouragement I can put Mr. Casanova to shame in the dorkiest of ways. I love movies and all genres of music. I like to dance even though I can't. I love to sing even though I shouldn't. I am a technology junkie and I am the founder of a newly created paranormal research team.

I enjoy meeting new people and traveling to far and forgotten lands. (not that I have actually left this continent... Yet!) I do love to travel and this spring plan on traveling to Ireland.

That's right ladies. Mr. Right is tall, dark, ambitious and really outgoing. If you act now, not only will you receive this complete package, we will also throw in 2 sets of the amazing Zorbees... Quoting the infomercial "...others last 2 weeks, this one lasts 10 years (or more)... It practically sells itself..."

Act quickly and you can have your very own Mr. Right. He makes for a great conversation starter. You can share all kinds of stories about him to your friends and family. He's got everything from Comedy (Oh no, he didn't... but he did) to Drama (Oh yes, he did...) to Thriller (And he had to go there...)...

You get everything, the total package for the unheard of price of... um..., well..., Finding Mr. Right has got to be priceless... Right!?

You must act quickly.

This is a limited edition casting.

They broke the mold after this one.

This offer may never be seen again.

Disclaimer: Results not typical. Your results may vary but you'll never know until you give him a try.

Sorry, it's late and there are too many infomercials on...

Dinner, Movie... Seems to be the standard, but can be boring at times. I prefer to be a little more creative. It really depends on the person I am going out with. Once I get a little information as what the lady likes my plan for world domination begins to take shape... (Oops, wrong plan... lol) You get the idea...