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keith205 The Swordfish: Respect goes a long way
 
City Slave Lake Alberta
Area Canada
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Scorpio
Height5' 10" (178 cm)

 
Age 44
Gender Man
Body Type Average
Religion Non-Religious
Hair Color Gray
Private Images Yes
Chemistry N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Long Term

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Divorced
Profession oilfield
Smarts Some college
 
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? Yes
Do you have a car? Yes

  Interests
most things

 About Me
 Very Rare Collectible This 1965 model is a very rare vintage and highly sought after, one previous owner comes with complete set of tools missing original owners manual so you will have to learn as you go but is an easy going adventure. All original equipment in excellent condition no need to purchase any upgrades for this model as the factory got everything right on this model. This model can be taken off road and cleans up very well, with most models of this vintage the suspension is drooping not so the case with this particular model. If interested contact owner to arrange a test drive, no tire kickers only serious offers considered!


Joke of the day!!! For some Giggles

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks
him square in the eyes and says,

"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!



 First Date
  Coffee - dinner - movie - maybe even drinks at a quiet lounge. Lets see where this goes.


 
keith205 has 2 roses that can be sent.

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