Here is my attempt at describing myself.

I am a dork. I retain more useless info than anyone I know. I love to learn but hate to be taught in the traditional manner. I follow my own path, yet avoid leading others. I am perceptive and enjoy studying the paths of others. I am often viewed as aloof but at the same time an ominous character. I am mysterious and hard to read at first. I have no enemies, only friends. I know what I want. I want new experiences. I want to experience every part of the world, especially the less desirable. I want to be intrigued. I want my preconceptions to be challenged and disputed. I want someone with an eclectic taste. I want someone who is able to overcome their preconceptions and judge new experiences without bias.