Hi there! I'm talented, smart, hard-working, funny, artistic, tall, handsome, and yes, I have a car (Don't laugh-it's paid for!) I've been described as a cross between Bill Gates (minus the 25 billion), Napolean Dynamite (without the frizzy red hair and 20 year old glasses), Drew Carey, Jim Carey, Tom Green, Harry Potter's dad, and Clark Kent (hold on ...Lois Lane wants to talk to me). Ok-you get the idea! I'm an apartment manager and home improvement specialist, and I'm also a songwriter/recording artist. When I have time, I work in the Valley as a substitute teacher, mostly with disabled high school students.

I like most animals-except the poisonous ones. I'm not into cats though-they bore me with their anti-social behavior and bouts of moodiness-arrr. My favorite foods include seafood, poultry, and fruit. I know how to cook and clean (I worked at McDonald's). I'm currently active in singles group that meets in Westlake on Friday nights for various activities such as bowling, movies, night hiking etc.

Turn-ons: strong christian (mandatory), cute/pretty, personality (not too shy and not too talkative), sense of humor, friendly, fun-loving, athletic, kind, and caring.

Turn-offs: tatoos, obesity, drugs/smoking, drunks, gluttony, depression, liberals, atheists, agnostics, prostitutes, snobs, witches, and pagans.

I offer it all-life at it's very best! I'm a great catch! Drop me a line if you'd like to chat/go to Starbucks. PS-scammers beware! Thanks. Gone Fishing!

Going to Starbucks for coffee and tea seems to be a real good "icebreaker", and a way to find out if there's a connection or not. I also like to go to church a lot and to a singles group so those would be good places to chat/hang out at.