I am a little weary of people who can fold quarters, break out of straight jackets, and don't like vegetables. If your profile has pictures that are sideways you need to be flogged. If you like places with dresscodes / velvet ropes may you eat sh*t and live . ;) ANYONE WHO LIKES TO PLAY CHESS.. Im ok , but i haven't played in a while . My Fav Band is AC/DC. I love classic Rock . Peanut butter,Tattoos Girls , Intellivision, colecovision, atari, playstation 3,kink, pin-up, varga girls, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK TO HANG OUT WITH ME OR MEET ME . Im very easy going .. I can have no drinks and have a great time or i can close the bar (Though my horns poke through more then )I get along with anyone . I would not describe myself as vanilla in any arena. I like people who have a silver tongued devilry about them . Female pirates, cutthroats, bounty Hunters,rogues and villians may apply. I like people who are spontaneuos, are up for 1 am adventures , who like dark beer but arent afraid of doing shots. People who like whisky n Shepards Pie .I adore wit and sarcasm and i wield them whenever possible. I like Long hair. I love women who are nutty , quirky , witty , fun and adventureous. I love going to the movies. I have a monster movie collection. I love sci-fi. I don't care much for politics , people with thin skin , smoking , or snobs. I have an uncanny memory for cartoons , sitcoms , and television. I clean up well when i need to.I can be comfortable in jeans and a t shirt or a little black dress.I Live int he Bronx. I work in Manhattan.I love browsing through shops in the Village East or West.I like biking , lifting , raquetball,cooking , walking through the city ,rainy days and puddle stomping. I love Steak , seafood, cajun mexican and can endure very hot / spicy foods(hot wings at Landsdowne road ). I know the power of Cheese. I have always had a fascination with Bridges and black and white footage photography of when they were constructed. I think i like the G.W. The best, then the Brooklyn bridge. I collect old school Mego figures.I am A New York METS fan ( Next year they will be Dominant. I like photography and vintage collectables. I love burlesque , fetish photography . Im a bit of a pack rat .I love flea markets and thrift stores.

You should message me if you like typos , you like the smell of playdough ( and secretly tasted it ) you think hair is sexy , you think smoking is gross, you cannot pick a favorite on SCRUBS. You dont care for snobbery or prissery or the making up of words . ohh,, and every now and again i may decree something that may or may not become the law of the land . You should not messge me if you are 5 ft tall and you put in your profile they you only date men 6 ft and over ( you should be flogged silly ) Why do people still face the flash at the mirror when they take a picture ?

Depends on the girl , the scenario , the rapport we have had/ have , and the weather . Come on this question is BS . I'm fun wherever i am .


I steer clear of prissy , snobby , and those too cool for school .