I'm looking for someone who is funny and can make me laugh. Would be nice if he was tall(I’m 5-8 and like to wear heels),athletic (no spare tire,seriously) 39-49 age range,funny,smart,emotionally stable,loyal and honest guy. I meet a lot of wonderful men but not many that I have physical chemistry with.
Friends would say I am very loyal, caring, calm, and intuitive. I love comedy clubs, live music (rock,new country,pop), and anything at or on the beach, so I’m always freezing till May. If I’m interested in someone, I would chat on the phone a few times. Then, if talking was easy and I wasn’t fishing for things to say, we could plan something fun and active, like miniputt (I'm not a real golfer).
Things I’d like to learn: line dancing, ballroom dancing and playing the drums. Fav comedians are Ricky Gervais,Steven Wright,and Ron White. People I’d like to have lunch with: Robin Williams and Dolly Parton.
I love chocolate chip mint ice-cream and junior mints. I’d love to travel to Japan,Tuscany,New Zealand, and cycle thru Holland.I love weekend getaways to the lake. I listen to coasttocoast and am intrigued by life’s mysteries: ancient civilizations, who built the pyramids, etc. The way to my heart is thru my mind and funny bone. Mostly my funny bone.
Long-term I would like to buy, renovate, and flip homes, or just build my dream home on an acreage by the water, so I like a handy man. Giving back to the community is important. I support the heart/stroke foundation and Women’s shelter. I don’t have children and probably won't.
Although I love animals, I am allergic to them if they go outside. I found out that if you give them a shampoo every month and never let them outside they become allergy free. Although they tend to get pissy, so don't get attached to your furniture or drapes.
I am looking for someone that has time to devote to a serious relationship. If you have young kids, or your kids live with you full-time, then you probably don't have the kind of time I am looking for, so I wouldn't want to waste your time. I'd like to get married one day. Distance is not a problem for me for the right man. Hopefully that distance has warm weather all year long.lol.
I’m looking for someone that can make me laugh all day. That's the secret to a great relationship for me. Comedy and someone adept at the art of conversation top my list. I'm looking for the 4 c's: communication, comedy, compatibility, and chemistry.
I believe in the power of intention. I believe that actions speak louder than words. I realize that without mutual chemistry and attraction, the relationship falls into the 'friend zone', so I wouldn't waste someone's time if I knew it wasn't there. At a party, I'd be the one mixing martinis (I'm not a wine or beer drinker)in the kitchen, where all the action ends up anyway.
I choose cottage over camping, sushi over steak, swimming over tanning, silly over too serious, safe over stupid. I'm presently reading The Power of Your Subconscious Mind, and trying to get at least half way thru the NY Times sunday crossword.
I don't take myself too seriously and will always be young. Grew up in a small town with all those small town values. I keep in touch with my family often, try to eat healthy, and am a good sous chef in the kitchen if you're cooking. I have been surprised by people that look nothing like their picture. Please post a recent one. we all looked great 10 years ago, but when I meeet you and can't recognize you, well, first impressions and all that.

I won't date smokers, smokers trying to quit, or 'separated' status for a variety of reasons. Contact me when you are officially divorced. I won't reply to 'no photo'. sorry.

would meet for a game of mini-putt,pottery painting, indoor rock-climbing, or something just as fun or silly. coffee or drinks is just too much like a job interview, often doesn't show the personality,so I won't do it. You can tell a lot about someone by watching them at play.