*** Ladies, PLEASE stop asking me for nude pictures!!! I'm not just a piece of meat here for your viewing pleasure!!**

So ya say you wanna know what i'm looking for huh?
Well, listen to the song on my profile, and you will get a sense of who i am, and what i am looking for.
I want to be so in love that i can't bare to be without you, so this song is dedicated to you.
Come find me...

My greatest and proudest accomplishment you ask?
My children. Two beautiful girls and a tornado, 10,8,&6
There is nothing that i would'nt do for my three 'lil Huckleberries,
And that leads me to my next topic of disscussion.

First and foremost, My children are not baggage!! In fact they are why i get up every morning and they are what made me the man i am today, period!! It's funny...They are my best friends...In this world, they are the three peolple that will never judge,backstab, or look down upon on me, and i have every intention to stay up on that pedastel that they have me up on. What an honor and graceousness GOD has bestowed on me, to lead these three into the world.
Those of you with children know exactely what i am talking about. and i have no intentions on putting them on a backburner for any reason. They are my main focus, and what keeps me grounded everyday.


As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Fear is meaningless, death has a purpose, true love exists but not without pain. There is no such thing as good or bad, only humanity. A demon who rises to heaven will always be kinder than an angel who falls to hell; judge without discriminating social status, lifestyle, family, or appearance, as only the actions of individuals speak truth in defining each other. "The way one acts is determined by oneself, but the way one looks is determined by others' opinions of oneself."







*Don't let the PAST hover over your PRESENT
and accompany you into your FUTURE*


Man this site is wearing on my patients.....(refer to above mentioned hay stack comment)
Are there any decent women out there...?


I have been on here awhile. Up until now, i haven't put anything on my profile that was serious.
I now think that i am willing to show you a softer side of me.

First of all, Thank you to everybody that has sent me a message complimenting me on my profile. It definately does not hurt the ego. lol Although i am a silly person, and fun to be around, I am not on here to win the "The Last Comic Standing" now am i?

I am on here to meet a woman that can be my best friend first. Because i believe that is a solid foundation to base a romantic relationship. All of those that agree raise your hands...o.k. 1,,2,3...o.k. i came up with 29,582 of you that agree with that statement. Although i would love to meet and possibly date all of you, i am NOT Wilt Chamberlien, nor am i Gene Simmons!!

I have chatted with my share of women on here. And there are a select few that i feel get me and my sense of humor. Thank you for that.

I do not apoligize for whom i am, nor will i change. I like being silly, but i also know when to be serious. nah!, i just put that in there to sound like i have my sh*t together. lol

I'm rambling i believe, so i will just sum it up.

I would like to meet a woman that i can eventually fall in love with.
What i mean by that, is that i think that i am done with the whole casual dating thing.It gets old. Sure it's exciting to meet different people, but i'm getting a 'lil old for that now.

Although,I may message you, or vice versa. We may be at different places in our lives, so i wanted to lay it out there for ya.I believe that is what i am looking for a this stage of the game.
I suppose that is why we all chat with one another, huh? To get to know eachother, and see what we all want out of a site such as this.



Man i hate to be like this, but DAMN!!
I am not a cruel person by nature, but getting a notice of a message, and finding it came from a woman that could possibly be on social security is NOT cool people!!

It's like opening a present on Christmas morning and finding a beat to f**K 8 track.
Sure it was probably the hottest thing going 30 years ago, but what the f**k am i going to do with that!!

True story about the Christmas thing...Not gonna lie
It was KISS The Platinum Album..i have it on my I-Tunes, much clearer and i don't have to hit the button on top of the player to advance to the next song...Did i just date myself?...oh well,
we're not talking about how old i am!!
We are talking about people with tennis balls on the back of their walkers trying to pick me up like their prescription of dontletmedieyet. Yeah, it just came out. (experimental)

Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy separating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.



One more thing before i go...
The thing about my interests in women as wide as they are tall....

Only at The Magic House honey....sorry.

Thank you, Thank you,
Don't forget to tip your waitress
There is a two drink min.
I'll be here all week.

Enrollment fills up fast!!

** I'm in it, to win it like Yserman**

Mail Settings (To message Pleasurecamp you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Live in United States or at least have your own box under a bridge
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter, but be willing to have one at the drop of a hat
Must not be married, engaged or bi-sexual..( ok well maybe the last one is in play)
Must be willing to share a full body picture with him.
Must have Victorias Secret Charge Card (high credit limit)

Whaaa....?
This is a dating site?
Yeah,....I tend to not show up for first dates.