I've decided to condense to bullet points since we're all basically looking at the pics initially right? Plus lets admit, you boys have a short attention span :)

-I have no kids unless you include my dog and cat.
-I've never been married.
-I have an amazing family with whom I'm very close.
-Intelligence is a huge turn-on so it's important to me that a man be educated.
-A sense of humor is necessary; I'm a big fan of sarcasm.
-Although I sometimes come off as somewhat of a ****y smartass, it's all done in humor and I'm actually a very compassionate and kind person.
-My pet peeve is improper grammar/spelling.
-I appreciate honesty above all else.
-I love the lake and like to fish (and yes I bait my own hook thank you very much.)
-I graduated from UT so I love my Longhorns :)
-I just bought my first house and I'm super excited about it.
-Nothing on me is fake (ie. hair, chest, eye color etc...ok ok sometimes I wear fake nails, don't judge!)
-I do like nice things and probably look pretty high maintenance, but once you get to know me I'm very genuine/real and not "uppity" at all.
-I enjoy inappropriate humor.
-I usually go for the athletic sports loving guys. I'm not so much into the cowboys, sorry!
-I love love love animals so if you occasionally enjoy shooting them for sport, do not expect me to join you (and yes I'm aware of the overpopulation argument).
-There's nothing sexier than a five o'clock shadow.
-I think the ketchup from Whataburger came from heaven.
-I like to sleep late. Deal with it.
-I don't have any "issues". Except I may be a BIT of a hypochondriac and I'll probably convince myself I have this swine flu going around pretty soon.
-I'm addicted to Nick at Nite and have probably seen every episode of Fresh Prince and Roseanne there is. Ask me a Roseanne trivia question, I dare you!

In summary, I'm pretty much awesome and am looking for the same so we can sit around and soak up each others awesomeness. The end.

Oh and I prefer not to date men with kids. Sorry!

I don't really like doing dinner. I think it's awkward and uncomfortable. I'd rather actually be doing something or meet out for drinks etc.