I'm tired of looking for the woman of my dreams. I am looking for someone REAL. I'm not perfect, you're not perfect. I am not going to try to be somebody I am not and neither should you.

General qualifications...

• Can drink me under the table
• Has been around the block a few times and plans to keep going, preferably with me in tow
• Doesn't like men, but admits it
• Has no idea what love is
• Has no idea what a relationship is
• Takes 15 minutes longer than me to get ready in the morning. That leaves her with about 35 minutes
• Doesn't care if she is an idiot or savant
• Can tell a dirty joke that would make the dog gag.
• Has a stack of problems she is completely open and willing to share with anyone who will listen directly before or after she hears my list of problems.

As if you couldn't tell, I have a sense of humor and I'd like you to have one too.

My interests are camping, canoeing, fishing and hiking. Obviously those are more warmer weather activities. I like to downhill ski when I can in the winter. I enjoy traveling and road trips, picnics and browsing in antique stores sometimes. I am very laid back, but work hard too.

I'm interested in hearing from you. Thanks for stopping by.

A good first date is to grab some dinner and just talk and get to know each other or try and do something interactive so it doesn't seem awkward. I've always wanted to have a first date at someplace like Great America. Lots to talk about there, people watch, rides, etc...