I am a professional pan-handler. My other job is an ass model. That seems to pay better =). Accordingly, I am also probably the most interesting guy you will meet in this entire place, go ahead and look, I'll wait.

I'm a jerk, but you'll forgive that, because I'm fun. I like to listen to you talk, then tease you on whatever you just said. That is a 100% money-back guarantee.

I graduated from Brown University where I studied film and culture. I put that piece of sh*t education to good use by running my own fashion/style consulting business. Film and fashion...completely related, I swear. =P

(edit: hmm...POF censors my profile, talk about 1984! nah uh!)

Recently, I've also started fashion marketing work for an amazing company.

Creativity is extremely sexy. I am all about self-expression. You can attract me with your beauty, but you'll keep me with your wit, authenticity, and ingenuity.

If you're lucky, you might catch me painting a room on a film set, play wrestling with the kids I teach in my after school chess program, or making high school kids smarter by helping them ace their SATs lol. Or even sliding on the dance floor of a cozy lounge in my Hugo Boss sneaks!

In my free time, I enjoy the artistic marvels of life: fashion, interior design, art, grappling stories, and the good company of women.

It's the lazy things in life I find most alluring: lounging on the beach, camping and relaxing by the campfire making smores and telling funny stories, traveling the world and hostel-hopping while being propositioned by prostitutes in Shanghai (true story!)

AND YOU

This is why you are cool.
-happy, compassionate, and reflexively kind
-a drive to know and explore, well-read, intelligent
-open to the world
-joy swims in the air around you
-a doer, not a watcher
-connects with people, talkative, flirty, and fun
-strong, both in obvious and secret ways
-a challenge: you know when to tease, but also when to become serious, open up, and trust
-goes after what she wants!!!

P.S. If you're too shy to say hello, have your friend slide me a note saying, "My friend likes you. Do you like her? Circle YES or NO."

My perfect first date is a non-date. It's two people being together and getting to know one another. Let's stay in the moment and explore...

We could stop by the IKEA restaurant for Swedish meatballs then go furniture window shopping and continue at Z Gallerie, because I bet you we'd learn more about each other from the decor we pick out. Plus, I happen to like furniture.