| jb21212 The Angelfish:
Tired of Losers Yet? |
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| City |
New York New York |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | 6' 1" (185 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
No |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Pimp / CEO |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Yes |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | First of all, I'm NOT a Capricorn. I intentionally altered my birthdate very slightly to throw people off - if the horoscope's so accurate, you should be able to tell me my sign! :) Seriously though, I hate it when people base their life decisions on their horoscope! Personally, I base mine on my daily fortune cookie. :)
2nd, I'm really unimpressed by many of the profiles on this site. Not yours but the others! Most of them are 2 sentences long (if even), say absolutely nothing, and have half the words misspelled. (Eg: "Ummm I dunno wat 2 say. Emale me if u wanna know sometin") Talk about zero effort! I value time and take my love life very seriously, so not only do I want to read about others to see if they're worth knowing, I'd like them to read about me so they know what they'd be getting themselves into! (joke)
PHOTOS: Message me and I'll be happy to send you pics. (I'm a very private person and posting a pic here isn't something I'm comfortable with). There used to be an idiotic pic of me here in a furry hood making a kissy face that got me lots of hilarious inappropriate messages from women who loved my sexy lips but POF took it down. They claimed it was cause I didn't show my full face but I wonder if my saying this site looked like it was programmed by a 3rd grader might have influenced their decision. Anyway, once they removed my silly pic the flood of email slowed to a trickle. Oh well. I'm perfectly capable of getting dates elsewhere. But maybe one or 2 of you actually read. If so, .....
Momma says I'm special and I like to think she's right. I love to laugh and make others laugh. It's nice when they do it on their own but sometimes a little muscle's required. I also know how to be serious, so if you need a date for that funeral, I'm totally your man. If you can't laugh at yourself, are afraid of commitment, are a smoker, alcoholic, druggie, don't value time (yours or mine), are a wacko, cold fish or an inconsiderate assh*le, I'm not for you. All others, please read on...
I'm kinda biased, but, overall, I'd say I'm really unique in this sea of barely floating douchebags and riff-raff that's AKA the male population of online daters. Can you say c-r-e-e-p-y?! Or maybe you like it when strangers send you penis pics. But who am I to judge? I'd also have to say I'm awesome, loyal and loving. I've got maaaad nunchuck skills. If there was an award for blindfolded parallel parking, I'd win it. I can type 190 words per minute...on my Blackberry...with my tongue! All seriousness aside, I'm as real as they get - sweet, honest, sincere. No bullsh*t or drama here. I ain't nobody's babydaddy! I'm smart, resourceful and I get the job done the right way, the first time. Despite all this horn-tootin', I've actually got a black belt in modesty. (Ok, it's really a purple belt, but in the dark everything's black). I'm pretty agreeable and I'm looking for someone who wants to be part of my SUPER-FUN TEAM (woohoo!) with benefits up the wazoo (get your mind out of the gutter!), not someone who wants to stress her individuality - I need a team player here. If you enjoy arguing, please find someone else to enjoy it with. I like the idea of working towards a common goal together, so, I'm looking for someone who's got her eye on the ball and knows how to hit it. My main goal right now is to find my perfect match, if she exists. Someone I can completely relax with, laugh with, cry with, fall in love with and make PLANS with. Someone I can fart around but who will never fart around me cause that's just disgusting! :) (You think that was a joke???!!!) :o/ Marriage, a beautiful house in the burbs, 2 dogs and 2 kids are what I see in our future. I'm a firm believer in everlasting love and am looking for a permanent relationship with someone who'll be my best friend forever.
Music's really important to me. I'm a huge music lover and an occasional songwriter/musician too. I love catchy hooks and synths so I dig 80's pop, house, disco, techno and good singer/songwriter stuff. Lately I've been into: Friendly Fires, LCD Soundsystem, The Bird and The Bee, Feist, Lindstrom, Depeche Mode, Greg Laswell, Postal Service and Death Cab For Cutie, Junior Boys, Royksopp, and, really, too much to list. You should love music too and want to be my one and only groupie. Don't worry though, I'm not your typical starving long-haired musician with a dream that'll never be reality who's still living in his momma's basement. She's moved me up to the attic with Grandma! WAIT, COME BACK! I KID! I KID! I've got a "day job" and being worth the space I take up is always a top priority. I'm highly motivated like that. I'm Responsible. Respectable. Delectable. I'm also definitely NOT an attention whore or head case like some musicians - I just love music and creating something from nothing is quite fulfilling. But enough about music cause truthfully, I haven't had time to make any in a while and it's depressing. :*(
About my religion... I was raised a bad jew (if even), but I cashed in my chips at my Bar Mitzvah and never looked back. So, at this point in my life I'm not religious at all. This shouldn't worry you though - I'm a good person and act it. I just don't need a book or religious figure to tell me what's right and what's wrong. Your race or religion doesn't matter to me, as long as we've got similar values. The only reason I put Jewish here is so you ladies know well in advance that I've got a big nose and occasionally eat chopped liver and gefilte fish. These might be deal-breakers for some people so I'm just puttin it out there.
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| | First Date |
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I've been off the market for a long time now and, to be honest, the whole dating scene scares the sh*t out of me. I've been in long-term relationships most of my adult life (which should indicate to you that I'm worthy) and have always believed the best relationships are based on friendship. On our first date, ideally we'd go somewhere quiet where we could talk and get to know each other, like the park, the zoo, Starbucks, a museum or anywhere we're not rushed. I mean, a rush could be good in case there's any weirdness and I...I mean either of us wants to bail, but we could always just go somewhere relaxed and get our friends to call a half hour in with some bogus emergency, just in case you're a nutjob. Seriously though, anywhere is fine as long as there's a good amount of interaction. I really admire a woman who knows how to make plans so if you did the planning, that would be even better. I know I wasn't asked, but what I *wouldn't* do on a 1st date is "whip it out", cause there's a time and a place for that, and that's the SECOND date! KIDDING! Call me a prude, but, unlike most guys, getting laid isn't my top priority in life - I've got a dog and a jar of peanut butter and know how to use em! :O. Really though, I'm on a mission to find The One and I have no problem staying focused. So, our first date would be a total friend hangout thing with no expectations.
If things go well, you might get a hug or maybe a peck on the cheek but definitely no spit-swapping, groping or leg-humpings. We'll save that for that later. So go ahead and wear your granny panties cause noone's gonna see em. Oh, and afterwards, you can expect a text, email or even an old-school style PHONE CALL like they did back in the 1900s if I like ya. I'd be happy to use up my minutes on ya. There'll be none of that "I'd better play it cool and wait 3 days before I contact her again" BS cause I'm no game-player.
For both of you who've made it this far, congratulations.
So, now that you've read my book, if you think we'd make great friends and possibly more - or even just great friends and probably nothing more, I'd love to hear from ya! Don't be shy! |
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