I'm an identical twin. I love a losing team, Rams. I'm your average 5'4 130lb woman,I could tell you a lie and lead you into some fairy tale but that's lame and life isn't storybooks and fables. Yes, I'm real and if computers could give pinches I'd pinch you. I love life, family and, friends. They are always the source of jokes and laughter but who doesn't have that one weird person in the family. I love to joke and they love to joke around too. My mom acts holier than thou but she forgot what she spawned -comedic monkeys. I have an identical twin sister who swears she has a new disease every week and believes she's the prettier one of us. She shouldn't be working at a hospital but she does. I don't understand that. I have a brother who is a wrestling coach and a security officer and likes to take his wrestling job everywhere possible. It hurts! Plus now I have a sister-in-law as of 06/14/09, thank God someone eles he can torture. I hate the color pink. I'm more often looked as a guys bestfriend. They see me as a wingman when he wants to try to pick up girls. It's not a problem though it's fun. I like horror flicks and crime and medical tv shows the most, just in case something goes down I'm not going to be the one standing there shocked and feeling stupid. (Lol)However I do like comedies and dramas and animation. I have to even myself out. My movie selection is mostly suspense and horror but I like everything else. But once again I think I just might be paranoid as hell. Oh crap I hope I don't get sucked into the computer again. (Lol) I love all music except for heavy metal and music with screeching and stuff talking about death and god and worshiping the devil and all that crap. If I wanted to listen to something like that I would watch some evangelist dressed up in goth talk about hell. I'm a Taco Bell fiend and don't care about the consequences it gives me the next day. I love to workout. Now I just got to figure out how to get there. I have a seizure disorder and don't work right now until I can get it controlled. I'm also a Scrabble fiend but that's just my dorky guilty pleasure. Finally I graduated in May'09 with my Bachelors degree. Liberal Arts degree with an emphasis in Psychology and Trauma Studies. My favorite color is blue. I joke with sharp sarcasm with a slight silly twist to it. Plus, I don't scratch balls that I don't have or have burping or farting contests. Although my twin sister's boyfriend finds my twin sister doing that amusing. I find it smelly! It ruins the aroma of my pizza. Thank God I don't live with her! I don't drink or smoke. I don't work but I volunteer a few times a week for 8 hrs. at a Head Injury rehabilitation. I love the clients there. There is never a dull moment of laughs. If it's not one of the clients trying to remember that they already used the bathroom or us repeating to several clients what time lunch is and what they brought in their own individual luches. I love them though. I am the only member of my family still living at home with mom....trust me, it's not by choice it's due to a seizure disorder. Well anymore info about me than you'll be knowing my shoe size but if you're curious just ask? That's my only real girly fetish, shoes, trust me they aren't heels.

My YIM: sweetweasle
I find all types of people entertaining if you are a people watcher you know what I'm talking about. People if you have a strong sense of humor and don't mind being placed in a comic sitcom; welcome to my life.

It would definitely have to be somewhere where I can hear what you say. I hate when I have to shout or yell over other people. There goes the whole "intimate getting to know you"