Ten Random Things About Me:
1) Once shared my 12'x8' tuff shed (bedroom), in the backyard, with a couple of young, nomadic hippies; they stayed there for 2 months.
2) Every so often I practice writing with my off-hand.
3) When going out to a fast-food type restaurant, I tend to optimize the order by calculating out the differences between the arbitrarily priced combos and individual items; typically saving about 10 cents to a dollar.
4) I sometimes wear my Scooby Doos.
5) 12Mbit internet connection gets crappier music 100x faster; my latest downloaded CD is by an Arabic rapper - still not sure what he is singing.
6) My alter ego is Wily E. Coyote.
7) I make it a point not to read any books in English; I'll only look at the pictures.
8) Digging large holes in the yard apparently doesn't count for "previous excavation experience."
9) I walk from my bed to the shower with my eyes closed.
10) I played Joseph in the Christmas Story; it was short-lived as I ran off stage when Mary tried to kiss me. Kindergarten plays really never work out anyways.

Life! Yes please, may I have some more? I enjoy philosophy, truth, sensitive crap, and laughing - generally at small little off-beat things that tickle me in the right way. I am very affectionate, love to touch and be touched - certainly not in any bad way, but like cuddling, holding hands, hugging, and being very close. As a Game Programmer by education and trade, the engineering / geek factor may be a little overwhelming at times. Fret not! I relax by enjoying great movies or TV Shows (Pushing Daisies); generally the more romantic the better, but comedies are just as good. I tend to empathize with the characters on screen, which means that embarrassing moments might just make me get up, cringe, then fall into a ball. This makes horror movies absolutely awful to watch! You'll have to force me to watch any of them - I'll only agree for the enjoyment of cuddling. When not working with computers, I love to drive around the great outdoors listening to world music while trying to find hiking areas to take pictures with my new digital SLR.

I am also very easy going and can get along with just about anyone. So, I am on here to find a woman who enjoys receiving gifts of affection, like little notes, opening doors, getting flowers, or back and foot massages (who doesn't like large hands?). Before you label me as a softy, I am often devious; I enjoy some pyrotechnic displays in the form of giant flames, small stump removal, or filling holes in various unused objects via large weapons. If cooped up inside too long, I might get the urge or be persuaded to dance at a club; though, your enjoyment of any of these activities is not necessary.

If you are like me, happy right where I am with an understanding that fulfillment only comes from within, then e-mail me.

There is the fairy-tale, dress-up, candle-lit dinner with private music and a moon. While I am a romantic, classic romance died with the feminist movement. Sure, I'll open doors and treat you and others with the upmost respect. Dates are all about testing character as answered by the question, What happens under pressure? So, what freaks you out? Where do you need to be pushed? Where is that comfort line? Lets talk first, find out the answers to said questions, then attempt some disaster so we can laugh together.