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Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
Welcome to my little spot in this vast Pond. Put on your hip waders, it's going to get deep in here. ;)
I am working hard at getting back into shape for myself. Almost there. :)
I want to start out by saying, Don't expect perfection unless you are one perfect specimen yourself. :)
I am not looking for anyone to take care of me, although someone to apply lotion to my back is always a 'perk'.
I am smart, funny,loving,sexy,and sweet, oh and a serious sarcastic side. (I get that from my Dad) :)
I refuse to list what 'You' should consist of. This isn't the Sears catalogue. ;)
I will know 'You' when I meet you. :)
I feel those who place requirements on their profile, ie. must be on the slim/anorexic side, must be gorgeous are seriously limiting themselves.
To me that is a serious turn off, and I am sure they are losing lots of chances, with both wonderful average women, to the stick figures you see in the magazines. :)
I love to be needed. I am a pleaser to a fault but actually enjoy it. I still smother I mean Mother my grown children and hug them like crazy whether they like it or not. Both children have left the nest but I know where they live! The witness protection program can't stop a Mom! buhaha.
I am now 49 years old ,love being this age, and know the secret to staying young is thinking and acting young. You really have to keep the body moving to keep all of your parts properly greased.
My friends tease me and tell me that I am going to be an old woman with cats.
If that is the case I better stock up on the cat toys!
I love to read, love going to watch a hockey game, listening to music, dancing till my feet hurt.
I love watching horror movies, but it's always better when I have someone to squeeze while getting scared out of my shoes.
I love lying in bed deep under the covers listening to the rain fall. I especially love thunderstorms, love to listen to them but suggest ya take cover when it lightning's! I guess if the hair on your body stands up, you have a few seconds to run for your life. I also love laying in bed with the bright sunshine beating down on me on a cold winter's day.
I would love to find someone to do things with, someone who is into having fun, loves a good belly laugh. I love to argue...Ummm I mean I love to debate and will admit to being wrong but I will also admit I don't take it very well. hehe
I like to cook but love to bake! Mmmmmm sugar on ones lips! Mmmmmmm
Gotta love it!
My Son gave me a rockband guitar and rockband2 cd..... Woohoo I am loving it!
I look forward to hearing from you, and if I don't.. Good Luck with your fishing, and remember what bait works best!
Please support our troops! If you don't stand behind them, please be a dear and stand in front of them. :)
"And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance"
There is a word in the English language where the first two letters indicate a male, the first three letters indicate a female, the first four indicate a great man and the whole word is a great woman. What is the word?
Send me a note, I am always respectful and will answer you back.
Cheers!
:Darlene :)
First Date
Hmmm first date, well it would have to be something tame like covering each other in whipped cream and strategically placing the sprinkles, remembering to eat the red ones last. (Hmmm maybe that was smarties) :)
Then follow that up with a run through a lawn sprinkler to clean ourselves off. Anything more would be too personal for the first date! hehe (Amazing how many believe I would really run naked through a lawn sprinkler in November, maybe March, hehe) ;)
But seriously, a barefoot tip toe through the tulips and a warm chat would be spectacular!
Mail Settings (To message DarlenaNS you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
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