| Dolce_Vita11 The Piranha:
What you see is what you get, baby!!! |
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| City |
San Francisco California |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Mixed Race |
| Sign |
Gemini |
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Height | 5' 4" (163 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Other Relationship |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Sales |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | One must abstain from admitting that he feels unfit to write a profile. One must fake that he is competent in writing an absurd advertisement of oneself without coming off as stuffy as possible but rather by expressing the true individual of oneself.
Who cares about tradition. Let's all speak Spanish and make it a universal language other than English. I love that song by MGMT called "Time to Pretend:"
"I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and **** with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars." Wouldn't we all love that lifestyle.
Who cares about being proper and writing the most elegant prose. Who cares about following everything inch by inch by the book. Who cares if this is a dating site but I am carrying it as my own personal freaking blog. Who cares that one is unable to write the most profane and blunt language on here. Who cares that I am un-PC. Who cares that this freaking site is free and no one would even bother reading wtf I have to say but for my own guilty pleasure of being an unconventional freak.
Do I care that you're in love with your motorcycle and that it's the only thing that loves you back and is the essence of your entire life? Do I care that you're in love with your sister and if you weren't blood-related that you never know exactly what would happen on a drunken night? Do I care that your ball-sy former girlfriend dumped you for a geeky nerd that makes four times as much money as your poor butt does and that he is horrid-looking but won the heart of your hot ex-girlfriend? Do I care that you work 82 hours a week and that's the freaking ultimate reason you admit you are single but you are in denial that the real reason is that you're a commitment phobe. Do I care that you are laid-back as hell and have no form of aggression within to give it your all to ask that gorgeous stranger out on a date that was giving you eye-candy all evening long? Do I care that you love yourself so much but that within all of that love is someone that is actually disgusted with oneself for being unemotional and unable to love another human being? Do I care that you are so in lust with your 5 year old mutt that is the only one that cuddles up to you each night and that you dearly fantasize that she would transform into a homo sapien? Do I care that you are reading this right now and laughing as hell with your jaw-dropped because of a god-send of an outspoken female is telling exactly what the hell she thinks about you. Grow some balls (yes I said it!), go meet a girl in the non-virtual world and strike up a freaking subtle conversation and if you don't ask her for her number that night, prevent yourself from beating yourself up about it in the end. That is strike one but after strike two, when you meet that blond bombshell, I suggest you take a shot at it. You never know what you might expect.
Life is long, so you have plenty of time if you feel unable to mature to that level anytime soon. There's always hope for the next ten to fifteen years.
Thanks for reading that much.
That's all I have to say.
Hasta pronto los hombres,
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| | First Date |
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Go with the current like a jellyfish and whatever happens, happens. Most likely, meet somewhere downtown-ish and if one shares the love of coffee as I do, then we head to a nearby cafe. We end up philosophizing on important issues such as globalization, climate change and the downfall of the superpower without hurting one's feelings and exchange ideas and learn a new perspective that we have never ever thought of before. |
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Dolce_Vita11 has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
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