Don't you read the headings???
You shouldn't waste your time reading my profile.
SO don't say i didn't tell you so!!!!!!!!!!
Well I had to brag a little to get your attention.
What I like, Hmmmmm
I like to argue with my GPS, the b****h thinks she knows everything
I like bar stool dancing, do a great nutbush
I like knowing the back of my hand like I know the front
I like extreme sports like sitting to close to jelly wrestlers,
I like chasing storms and then running away.
I like to collect the lint from my belly button,
I like the wierd looks some women give as if I have been stalking them at the local, but I haven't actually moved.
I like to jump into bed and get bounced off
I like to scuba in fish tanks
I like to play race cars in the drive way, then have to clean the inside of the windscreen.
I like to watch shoppers fondling fruit and trying to work out what they are thinking.
I hate technology (when I can't play with it)
I hate computers and mobile phones (read above)
I hate red lights when Im not in a hurry (orange looks so much better)
I hate confussion and making decissions.
I hate getting in a bad mood and having to hide it till I can be on my own.
I hate being in a good mood and not being able to share it.
I hate other drivers that won't smile in traffic jams or any other time.
I hate teenagers, because Im not one any more, but still carry on like one now and then.
I hate typing on this keyboard, but then you wouldn't know I was here if I didn't.
If women hate the term "CHICK", why do we have the term "chic flic"??? ;)
Now wasn't that borring enough,you can be excussed if you like and leave,I will understand.
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