I am a moderately unattractive short fat man with nothing exciting going on in my life. I'm very lonely but also incredibly shy so I'm kind of stuck in this Catch-22 situation. As for hobbies, I enjoy playing the guitar and various other instruments but I'm not all that good. I watch TV....way too often and I don't get out much.


This short description of myself may not sound too enticing but I like being honest. So if you're looking for an honest, moderately unattractive man, you need look no further.

Let's just drive around and throw feces at people. It's easy to talk and get to know one another while launching turds at pedestrians.