I really enjoy enjoying myself, being hungover at work, losing large tracks of time, chasing my cat, and parking illegally. I like the color green. How much do I need to put here before I can go on to the next screen... No fat chx.

Well on the first date I need to know right away if I have a shot at hooking up. If not, I will devise a way to ditch her at a bar after making her pay for my drink. If I have a chance, I'll be nice and make decreasingly subtle jokes about sex until I've gauged her kinkiness threshold...