MY ONLY REQUIREMENTS: you must be at least 5'10 and drug free.

I prefer brunettes, average to big build, preferably within 5 yrs younger or older, responsible, honest, funny as hell. I'd prefer someone that doesn't smoke at all; I get bronchitis from being around smoke, not to mention it sucks kissing someone that tastes like an ashtray.

I work 2nd shift and I love it but I've found that it makes it hard to meet ppl. I'm a simple, independent person. I have been told plenty of times that I look really serious or stand-offish, but that's just my shy side. I am sarcastic, extraordinarily wacky with a raunchy sense of humor. I love quirky things about ppl--that's what you will remember about them years later. I'm not here for a hookup! I dont cheat or do one-nighters. never have, never will!! I'm a firm believer in accepting someone the way they are and I would want you to like me for who I am too. I will never ask a question I don't want the brutal honest truth to. Sure, i may cringe at the answer but I will appreciate the honesty WAY more than a sugarcoated lie to "spare my feelings."

All that up there seems so matter-of-fact. This is the more quirky side of me:

** I can brush my teeth so fast it sounds like a helicopter.

** I don't like eating ice cream out of a bowl cause it melts too fast and I chase around all the melty parts instead of enjoying it.

** I do one hell of a "Barker's Beauty" impression.

** I used to sleep with one of my arms pointed straight up in the air.

** I can cross my eyes and turn my tongue up and down at the same time ( and WOW is it hot LOL)

** I fell thru the ceiling of a department store once.

I know I have a lot more but I'll leave it like that for now.

Something social and light. I rarely to never drink. So, if we go to a bar to meet, PLEASE don't continually ask me to have one or get angry because I'm not drinking something alcoholic.