It's always difficult to try to tell people about yourself. One tries to be wildly witty or sinfully wicked while attempting to maintain a semblance of decorum. Usually more comfortable enticing other people to speak about themselves, I like many, different things for many, different reasons.

A little bio background: born at a very young age, helpless, nude and unable to provide for himself, I once ran away with the circus, but they made me bring it back.

I've been a bachelor all my life and a recovering alcoholic for the past 7 years. Not that the two are in any way related, but I stopped swallowing likker and bought my computer at about the same time, and in no time did it become my surrogate obsessive, compulsive behavior. There were a lotta years spent sitting in bars at Happy Hour waiting for Gina Lollobrigida to cozy up next to me to ask for a light for her cigarette, which never happened. It finally dawned on me that I didn't have to be intoxicated to meet or interact with members of the opposite sex. Blessed with relative good looks, average intelligence, an often curious but flirtatious manner and a somewhat eccentric, bizarre, irreverent sense of humor, as if in a revelation I ultimately realized that I possessed attributes someone else might find desirable, so I dove in with both feet to this on line meeting pool.

The hair (which incidentally is all mine) is the color of dark coffee and my teeth are original as well as all there. I don't bite, but am into nibbling. I'm a fanatic classic movie fan who feels the B&W screen idols did a much better job of titillation with suggestive dialog, costume and lighting than contemporary celebrities do with giving it all right at you in 'real time', leaving little or nothing to the imagination, which I believe is, without a doubt, the most powerful of the human senses.

I squeeze toothpaste from the bottom and smoke Marlboro lights in a soft pack, but not in front of those who don't. I am a believer that at times, brutal honesty can be ethically questionable.

Eyewitnesses have testified that I have the capacity to eat until it's no longer polite---well, all except for liver (don't even like to be in the same area code as it) and head cheese. I don't bite my nails anymore, but have re-discovered other, more tasty morsels to fill my mouth with.

I'm a passionate devotee of osculation. For me there's much you can learn about a person from the simple but tried and true act of kissing. It's a language all its' own; either you speak it well, or you don't.


Oh yes...one more thing: it'd be great if you'd like to contact me, but please---I feel it's only fair--- have something written in your profile other than the usual generics like race, age, gender and height. A photo or three wouldn't hurt, either. I've spent a fair bit of time on mine and would appreciate the same courtesy from you.

Presuming we get to that point...it's late in the afternoon or early evening with the sun low enough on the horizon so we won't have to squint while looking at each other. The location is near enough to a shore where the ocean breeze feels like delicious waves from a body fan. Conversation, chemistry and eye contact have been at an intriguing level, captivating our attention and imaginations.

It seems we both share many more commonalities than was in our profiles, and the more we talk the more mutual pleasantries we discover. Since we're so near the water we take off our shoes and wander, hand-in-hand, making closely paired foot prints in the dunes, ultimately losing all track of time.

Female
Age between 48 and 65
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.