Finding a good match nowadays is harder than finding Nemo........

If you are looking for a normal guy with a good head on his shoulders, take a shot at me. I am simple, but can be complicated. I always enjoy a good laugh and appreciate the simple things in life.

I like to find a girl that is happy with herself in general with as little drama as possible (noone is completely drama free), has a full time job, and takes good care of her self. I am not looking for a sugarmama.

Oh I also like girls that are not too skinny....

I don't understand why some girls put pictures of their dogs here....

So basically, Im the shit, with all the good qualities, and not a single bad quality... isnt that what everyone say on here??? so ladies, please please, one email at a time. I know Im the catch of your life and all, but try not to pass out.

Ok enough bullshit, if I send you an email, respond to me, even if its all cheesy and boring like "hi, how are you? My name is John, and I like your pictures" or "hello, I like your profile, I think Im in love with you, so will you marry me??" or "Hello, would you like to go out with me?" or " Can we have sex all night on Tuesday?" Ok enough, you get the hint....


|………..|
|………..|
|………..|
|…….O.|
|………..| PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE
|………..| IF YOU'VE EVER "PUSHED"
|………..| A DOOR THAT SAID "PULL"

Paintballing....You either kick my ass, or I'll kick yours...