I'm a simple, (note, not simple minded) guy who loves life, is respectful and fun loving. I believe in movie moments cause as we all know life is based on movies. Everything I do, I do whole heartedly. Sometimes it works for a brief period, sometimes only for an evening, but I'm an original. When I’m wearing my Mexican wrestling mask and banana hammock and I get knocked down because I’m not understood, every time, I get back up, dust myself off and actually am grateful for the experience. I’m where I am through hard work, that and I got lost after high school. I believe that there’s no such thing as a bad experience, as long as they can’t prove you did it and you learn and grow from it! I'm witty, confident, happy, optimistic, and twitch spastically. If asked about it, I pretend not to know what you’re talking about. I sure hope yer not some stalking psycho though cause if I see you outside my window while I’m having dinner late one night you’d better be prepared to come in and join me for dessert. Don’t contact me if you have spent any time in an institution or have been clinically diagnosed, as there’s only room for one crazy in this relationship.

Wouldn’t it be more fun to have a 5th date? Honestly, it really depends on who I’m going on the date with. I like to get to know something about the person so I can make sure I rent a car with an adequate trunk. Maybe we’ll go dancing after eating out, or we can go floss my grannies dentures, the best part is pulling them out first-she’s soo feisty. I would love to take you to my parents’ house for dinner so you can meet the whole family and even my cousins, my grandparents are getting old so they want to see me starting a family one day. We would have a nice sit down dinner and my parents, who are really judgemental well, they'd probably grill you with questions and you would have to impress them....... you choose, whatever helps me determine whether or not you're the type to stand outside my window at night or whether you can handle me kissing the froth from your Chai latte off your nose. Going to a park, walking and talking, imagining how much better looking you’re going get, ’cause really what the person's like on the inside is merely a reaction to whether you were breast fed.