I'm an intelligent, well-educated, somewhat goofy single man. I have a fine sense of humor (sez the guy trying to get a date)...oh christ, I never know what to write in this section.

I am seeking woman. Woman who get Joke.

You know who you are. C'mon. We'll have fun! We can go window shopping in the naughty part of the Castro, or go to Ocean beach, jump up real high, and see if we can catch sight of the back of our own heads...y'know...from the other side of the world!

First date? Hmmm...lots of options. Low-impact coffee shop dates are as good as visiting a museum, or maybe a nice dinner together. The important thing is to get to know one another a bit. We might discover we're completely incompatable...like, I'm a libertarian anarchist cowboy (I'm not) and you're a communitarian tree-hugging Trotskyite (which, actually, I wouldn't mind). Or, of course, we might happily discover that we're intrigued enough for a second date (it would certainly intrigue me if YOU were an anarchist libertarian cowgirl who thought Ayn Rand was an idiot...).