Im a tall white man in a short little world, looking for a woman to share the air up here. I have a awesome sense of humor, but can be very serious when need be.I enjoy underwater basket weaving, long walks on a short pier, and omish porn..its really just a lot of barn raising....but the women help! I have been a Dj/Karaoke jock for over ten years, and for those of you who think thats not a real job, I invite you to try it :) I love to have fun and sing! Im a pretty sensitive guy, dont worry I dont shed tears watching a sunset, good conversation is a must, sarcastic, good sense of humor. I am a little old school. I like to open doors for my woman, and you will get flowers from time to time...so quit yer ****in:) I have a very open personality, so if your jealous bone is larger than your leg.... well im prob not the guy for you...however if u do belive in trust, honsty, and companionship and if you can be happy with the man and not the "STATIS"...well we should talk! I play well with others, and get along with most people. As I said before I sing karaoke, dance, and socialize. I do have the sensitive side as well, kissing is important, human touch incouraged! I know what I want in life, I work hard to get it! Nothing wrong with meeting interesting people, and building relationships along the way. You never know, you could meet someone like me, who can bake a triple chocolate cake that makes you younger, skinnier, and richer! TO BAD YOU DID'NT SAY HELLO! Social drinkers are okay, however party animals holding your hair every weekend while you expell your guts NOT A TURN ON! ALSO ON A VERY PERSONAL NOTE!! I know woman can never be understood by a man, and are usually right. I understand not to understand so to speak, makes life much easier! Okay so on another personal note: I SERIOUSLY have like 50 people view me a day and NO ONE can say hello? Am I ugly? Do I smell? Am I cross eyed and just dont know it? Seriously fill me in people! Are we not here to meet people? Go ahead say HI..I dare you! Okay for those ladies who are goal oriented....I have reached many of my goals....my goal is to meet someone to compliment my life ...not take over, or tell me I could do better, or to be a sugar daddy. Independance is sexy! I can support myself because im totally wicked cool! Yes I am mature but im not dead.....i want to experience life...I want to build lasting relationships, and I want to enjoy myself and if your along for the ride....I want you to enjoy yourself too!

First date....well OF COURSE i would take you home to meet my mother, we would watch old episodes of the andy griffith show, and sip tea with our pinkies out! We would also knit some doilies, bake cookies, and sing gospel songs! I know IM A WILD MAN!

Second Date....well coffee maybe? Sushi? Drinks? Or a drive in my 66 mustang up 1's coastline stopping at mom and pop shops along the way and buying the cheesiest trinkets! Ok that might be a third or fourth date!