Welcome oh ye Plenty of Fisherpersons to my profile. Ain't it kewl? /crickets.


Time for the old Update. I'm currently getting my act together and going to college at Missouri State University of West Plains. Just getting my general studies and stuff out of the way so I can start polishing the skills I need to jump into a career as a successful creative writer.

In my spare time I like to spar with my friends, walk around town, enter buildings through the exit doors, topple corporate America, save kitty's out of trees (I luv kittehs), watch movies, play games, play some RIFTS or D&D, get chased by dogs, do barrel rolls, surf teh interwebs, read comic strips, get into interstate dogfights with the Red Baron, plot world domination, write music, play music, practice my fiction writing skills, suck on jolly ranchers, rampage through Wal-Mart, and just generally do anything else that seems like a good/bad/interesting idea.

EDIT: On top of all these activities I'm also juggling the task of trying to learn Russian and writing screenplays that may or may not ever see the light of day.

My music taste varies depending on my mood. Lately I have been rocking out to a lot of Aerosmith, 10 Years, Chevelle, Nonpoint, Seether, Breaking Benjamin, Fallout Boy, Amon Amarth, Funker Vogt, Apocolyptica, Skillet, Ra, Lucky Boys Confusion, Nightwish, and ZZ Top just for flavor. I've just recently been introduced the the epic awesomeness that is the Protomen. Also bonus points if you have any idea who Astronautalis is. (I'm pretty sure I just spelled his name wrong, but whatever.)


Physically I'm a little on the heavy side. The government tells me that I should weigh 230 lbs for my height, but in all honesty I'd look like a scarecrow at that weight. I'm 6'4” and around 300 lbs as it is. I used to be bigger but have lost a good chink of it and plan to lose more. I'm wide shouldered and have a lot of muscle mass. My hair is usually crazy looking because it's slightly curly and very very thick. If I don't keep it wet or gelled it's bursting forth like sunflowers towards the afternoon sunshine, minus the yellowy goodness. Please refrain from plucking me.

What I look for in a girl is a good appreciation for silliness, a love of animals, most importantly she must not be a drama queen. Drama happens to us all, but not all of us start it and then perpetuate it to be the center of attention. I've had enough of these, there shall be no more in my life.
I suppose ideally, I'm looking for another class clown.

I don't tend to plan dates out really. I'll usually pick a girl up and take her out to eat and get to know her a bit more before we decide what to do next. It could lead anywhere from going to the pool, to staying home watching dvds, or jumping out of airplanes and spray painting churches. It's kinda hard to tell where these things lead really.