Are you looking to meet someone you don't have to throw up that fake personality for? Are you looking for a man who "gets it"?

I enjoy shopping for my next great "read" at chapters. Especially with someone who can introduce me to a writer that captures their imagination. I love a pool partner that can laugh at just how bad they really are, but still punch me in the arm when I make fun of them for it. Someone who can pee their pants laughing at Dave Chappelle and still sport that wry grin of understanding when they hear a Bill Maher punchline.

I appreciate woman who is socially aware, has a healthy lifestyle both physically and emotionally. Also, if you can make me laugh I will give you a Gold Star.

I prefer to deal with mature women, so if you have childish tendencies I don't think we will get along. Oh, and you must love chocolate.

Be passionate about something, even if it's just balloons.

So if you're a smartass with a heart of gold and can handle being called on your own bull$h1T without breaking into tears then drop me a line, and if your going to leave a hook at least make it enticing.

On a side note, I find Flip Flops totally unnactractive.


This is a recent picture of me, so please have recent pictures as well.

Relax with a few games of Pool and some good conversation. Maybe a little thumb wrestling.