yes my fried nards were funny but that had to go, so, so sorry!

*Ok, let me be clear on this... if there is a good chance that you and my mom would attend the same class reunion then please pass me by. Listen I already have a mom and I don't need another and believe me you don't need to befriend me to hang out with my mom, just ask her and leave me out of it.. thanks :)

**I'm not your personal councilor, please don't ask me why nobody likes you or why you can't get a date, if you don't have confidence in yourself then why would I have it in you? And mentioning in your first email that all 10 of your kids have different dads isn't exactly going to give me a woody.

So what do I do here? Do I lie and make up this grand story about how great I am and you should be so lucky to have me because after all I am just that great! Apparently this is what most people do but I'm not that way... I been down lifes roads & been bloodied n bruised like pretty much everyone here but I don't hold on to the scars, instead I prefer to get new fresher ones lol

Anyways, I am different with each person so find out for yourself! I'm from Colorado so it's a bit different here to say the least. I do some photography so ask and maybe you get some free pix if it fits the project I need to do.

Ok so now the get the bs out of the way:
So the first thing I look for is on your profile and if you got your tits all hanging out and shoved up into the camera or feel you got to try and be sexy to get attention then you aren't for me. I don't need an insecure attention whore... sorry... but there are plenty of guys for you to go scrape your tits off floor and up into their faces out there for you lol, personally I want them to look me in the eye when i'm talking to them, not at my shoes!! haha... sorry had to!

If you have tattoos on your tits or a cherry right above your yahoo then please keep going, I need a women with at least basic intelligence and neither of those suggests any sort of intelligence. see above @attention whores

If you have kids that’s ok for 1 maybe 2 but I'm not taking over your personal daycare, I have over a dozen nephews and nieces I can barely afford xmas as it is!

Look I just want a nice, sweet, funny, witty goofball that doesn't judge you by the sometimes dumb yet funny things I do and can find the humor in it and vise versa.. Actually this profile seems kinda harsh but if you know and understand me you would be laughing your *ss off knowing the mischievous kid smirk plastered all over my face as I write this:)

whatever but we have to tweet it!