Well a bit about what I need in a woman, really would like to find a blonde hair blue eyed chick that has a pool hot tub and a really cool car. Please have 150 no make that 200 set aside for my weekly drinking habit . Must have no reservations on completing all the cooking and laundry tasks at hand. Must not mind if the toilet seat is in the upright and forward position, unless you don't mind if I just shoot the hoop,your call.Please don't wake me up in the morning on your way out to work , and please give the same courtesy to my friends on the couch as they too have had a rough night. It would also be appreciated if you didn't slate anything for saturday night,as it would be expected you accompany me and my bros to the strip club. Where you would be expected to preform provocative acts on stage with
the local talent for our amusement. Please don't ask me for the sunday itinerary where you would face an endless day of football and fetchin brews for me and the 1/2 dozen strangers I've invited over from the night before... Please feel free to sign up by email via pof . lmao . nothin else works on here so lets try being an ass. besides why would you belive 3/4 of the chodes on this site trying to make themselves look like something they are not.furthermore 95% of your adds start with im laid back, no drama or tired of playing games, or my personal fav ,looking for a real man. sorry but I don't think most women would know what a real man is so, go ask your father if you have a good relationship with him and if you don't have a posative father figure in your life that's why you get stuck with all these jackasses your whole life. post script: I don't belive a woman should split a tab or pay the bill unless she can beat me in a arm wrestling contest, then by all means feel free.ohh yea and for all the women out there that think tattos are sexy on men, I have scars even sexier they at least have a good story, but I have been thinking about a few tattos to cover up some of the stories.

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
Although my name isn't Brodie I have many stories not unlike this one,drop message if your interested in hearing one