My name is Keith.

I do not have a drinking or drug problem, I'm not looking for a quick piece of tail, I will never ask you to pay my bills or loan me money, I have a place of my own, my own car, and a decent job.

I'm already leaps ahead of that last guy you met on here, right? :)

I'm 28, and trying to get as much relaxation and fun out of the final month of summer as I can. I'm studying Criminal Justice and would eventually like to be a police officer. I enjoy most types of music aside from country, and the Foo Fighters are my all time favorite band. I generally enjoy typical guy movies, with Pulp Fiction, Deathproof, and The Big Lebowski being a few of my favorites. I have two tattoos, and I'm pretty content with that for the time being. I'm a bit of a gamer, and you should be too. Because frankly, if you can't enjoy a game of Rock Band or Wii Boxing after a couple drinks, there's little I can do for you.

I think it's pretty silly to come onto a dating site (or a date in general) with the intent of it leading into a long term relationship or marriage. It just puts way too much pressure on yourself as well as the other person. I mean, obviously that can be what you eventually hope to achieve (I certainly hope to,) but going into each date looking for it is just a recipe for disaster. That said, I'm essentially looking for people to have a good time with. Let's do the dinner thing, the go out for drinks thing, the laugh and cuddle and "I wonder if she's thinking about me" thing. If a relationship comes out of it, that's awesome. If not, life goes on and you're a little wiser about what you're looking for. Am I right?

I'm looking for a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. You don't need to be a model. Excite my mind and I will follow you barefoot through fields of ice and streets of broken glass.

Please don't message me if you smoke. No, your other attributes aren't enough for me to overlook it, and you can't hide the smell or the taste as well as you think. Seriously, that shit's disgusting.

Same goes for if you've posted "having fun" in your list of interests. Really, do you think that qualifies as an interest?

I like to do unique things for a first date. Maybe go to the shooting range? Dress up like gangsters and go out for italian? Late night swimming? Or we could go get piercings. I've been thinking about getting my eyebrow done for ages. Ooh, let's drive to Chicago and walk Navy Pier. I'm up for almost anything on a first date, the more imaginative the better.