Ok ladies, let's cut to the chase.. we're on a dating site, right? So if you message me, please be fully aware that if I like you, I'm gonna wanna meet you at some point. I rarely e-mail, IM, or text.. I'd much rather talk on the phone a bit, (it's more natural that way) and then if all goes well, we can set something up! If that's not on your agenda, (and I mean this in the nicest way possible) please.. get to steppin! =o) Oh, and do remember to check any/all baggage at the "door". Thank ya muchly!



Hmm.. about me, huh? Well let's see, I'm a 5',11", dirty blonde haired, gray-blue-green eyed 100% Italiano (even though I look like a viking) and I'm a true Jersey Devil! (hence the name, Diavolo) I'm a fun-loving, outgoing Aries who likes to have the absolute best time possible in any situation.. regardless of what anyone else thinks! (my friend Vic once referred to me as a silly b*tch lol) I rock.. and roll.. all day long.. sweet Suzie!

I'm an honest, loyal, intelligent, educated, (there's a difference) creative, artistic, musical, talkative, inquisitive, opinionated, outspoken, ballsy, yet slightly shy, giggly, mischievous li'l b*stard, who'll do just about anything in my power to make the people I care about, happy. I'm a bit of an acquired taste to some, but believe it or not, I've been told I'm "marriage material" so I must not be that bad, right?

I enjoy life entirely (even the bad stuff) I don't ever want it to end. I'm very grateful to be one of the select few to have been given the gift of life, and I don't take a single breath for granted. Get to know me.. you'll learn to love me! I freakin looove classic automobiles by the way.. my goal is to put my cheeks in as many classic seats as I possibly can! (don't worry though, I'm not the type to ignore a woman for a car) I can't wait til I find my Caddy!!

I'm an artist in every sense of the word..have been since I can remember! I draw, paint, sculpt, design, sing, write poetry/lyrics, "play bass", etc. I actually used to be in the tattooing business, (no, I'm not trying to be cool) and I'm constantly in the creation process. I'd love to find someone to create new art with!

I’m an adorable creature looking for a lovely lady to spend my time with.. someone who has her act together, and isn’t afraid of commitment.. a woman with a heart, a brain, and perhaps even a pair of ruby red slippers. (shameless Wizard of Oz plug) Oh, and some courage would be nice too! I wouldn’t mind being asked out for a change. ;)


WARNING: This is where I may sound a bit mean, but it hasta be said…

I’m not at all a fan of: liars, cheaters, thieves, smokers, druggies, (this includes pot heads) Plenty of Fish addicts, those with short attention spans, snobs, gold-diggers, clubbers, bar flies, those with overly waxed eyebrows, or fakers.. trust me, I’ll be able to see right through you in a matter of minutes, and absolutely won’t settle for any less than REAL! I’m not asking for perfection, I just wanna find someone I can honestly respect. (is it really too much to ask?) And anyone looking for a fling, one night stand, or f*ck buddy, please stay far.. far away!


To further aide you in understanding what type of woman I'm looking for, I took the liberty of copying/pasting my result from a "what you really want" test...

According to relationship experts, what you seem to be looking for is a "vixen." A vixen is well-poised to meet the hidden or unspoken needs you might actually be trying to fill in a search for a relationship. A vixen is...

* Someone who takes pride in her health, fitness and appearance, and who'll make you feel more confidant in just being seen together.
* Someone who doesn't want or need to rely on you for economic security but rather comes to the relationship with existing resources.
* Someone whose enthusiasm is infectious and keeps you motivated and feeling young and energetic.
* Someone who's grounded with a strong sense of identity, purpose and independence, and who can give you support and space so you can focus on your personal interests and goals.
* Someone who garners respect and makes a good impression on others, which in turn reflects well on you.
* Someone who understands the busy or chaotic lifestyle and priorities of a career-oriented person like yourself.
* Someone who's the envy of others and who'll garner approval from your friends and family.
* Someone who uses her physical assets to the fullest for your enjoyment, and who can give you attractive and healthy children.

... It was surprisingly accurate!



Well, I'd just like to wish you all happiness.. even if it's not with me! =o) Oh, and please feel free to constructively criticize so I know what I need to change.. Thanks!

I'm the type to give flowers, hold doors, pull out chairs, and be an all around gentleman. Don't get me wrong.. I'm not some snooty, uptight jerk who sips wine at country clubs, but I can be a bit old-fashioned at times.

Our first date would probably take place somewhere fun/pressure free, like a park or something.. a theme park that is! lol Actually, a nice meal, a long walk/drive, or maybe a few rounds of pool will do just fine.. anything that'll spark a conversation really! I prefer to stay away from bars/clubs cause we won't be able to hear eachother half the time, and they're usually filled with the types of people I can't stand.. I may be Italian, but I'm no disco dancin, fist pumpin Guido! (gag)

I'm very laid back and open-minded, so pretty much wherever we end up going will be ok. I just want the woman I'm with to enjoy herself.. and my company of course! ;)

And if we end up on a date, and you for some reason aren't satisfied with the outcome, please.. please be woman enough to honestly say so! Trust me, you won't hurt my wittle feelings.. I'd rather be cut once with the truth, than a thousand times with lies.. know what I mean? ;)