After years of swearing to my friends I would never wear a tie, and more years of doing everything I could to stick with that goal I finally sold out and got a 9-5 job. Surprisingly, I like it more than I thought I would, but I'm still not a huge fan of the tie...

When I'm not presenting mockups or slinging some Photoshop I usually stay pretty low key -- Bar with friends, take a chunk out of the Netflix queue, or grab from my stack of "I should really read that" books.

I am a terrible cook, or at least I have never attempted to be a good cook, so I tend to eat out a good deal. People who can take ingredients and whip them into something delicious amaze me, and I always appreciate a good meal (I'll do the dishes).

A great girl would be just as comfortable staying in to watch a movie as she would be hanging out with friends around the city or grabbing a beer at the end of the day. Knowing the difference between your and you're as well as there, their, and they're is pretty much requisite. Use of UR, 4, and H8 is an automatic no go.

Well, first I'll compare you to all my previous girlfriends, in detail. After that I'll explain how you are inferior to the girl I loved, but never talked to in High School. Finally, as I impress you with how much money I make, how many cars I drive, and the sweet inheritance some Nigerian is hooking me up with I will pretend to get an emergency text and promise to call you "real soon". Oh, and we're going halves right?

Or coffee. Either way...